"We cannot direct the wind but, we can adjust our sails!"
A store where a woman can go to find a new husband has opened in NY City.
There are specific instructions that must be followed:
You may visit the store only once;
There are 6 floors and the value of the product goes up as you go up;
You may chose a husband on any floor but;
If you decide to go on up, you can't go back.
So a woman goes to the store, enters on the 1st floor. The sign says "These men have jobs"
She is intrigued but decides to go up.
Floor 2- "These men have jobs and love kids"
That's nice she thinks but I deserve a little more, so she goes up.
Floor 3- "These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking"
Wow she thinks but, I think I want a little more, so she goes up.
Floor 4- "These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with housework"
Now she is really curious wondering what is on floor 5, so she goes up.
Floor 5- "These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with housework and are really romantic"
This stops her but then she says I deserve the best and she goes up.
Floor 6- "You are visitor 31, 678, 013 to this floor. There are no husbands here because this floor proves women are impossible to please. Thanks for shopping at the Husband Store!"
To be fair....They opened a Wives Store for men....same rules.
The 1st floor has wives with money that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives with money that love sex, sports and drink beer.
The 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 6th floors have never had any customers!
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