How To Sell Your Harford County, MD Home Quickly and For Lots of Money - NOT!
Don't clean up
Hire a cheap REALTOR
Don't request professional photos
Don't post a sign
Don't stage your home
Cook tuna before each showing
Don't turn on the lights or make sure lamps have bulbs. Buyers like mood lighting.
Don't mow the lawn. Buyers like GREEN. GREEN is "in" right now.
Don't fix the leaks
Allow Fluffy free reign. He's a part of the family and it's his house too. Buyers like "family-friendly" homes.
Limit show times. You have a life to live. Buyers need to work with your schedule or Buyer Be Damned.
Show your creativity. Leave the purple walls in your Master Bedroom. Purple is royalty and you're the king of this castle.
Stick around for all showings. No one can point out the amenities of your home and neighborhood better than you. You'll need to keep an eye out on those buyers anyway; one might swipe your valuables on display.
Leave family heirlooms out. Buyers like jewelry. And money.
All the best,
Lanette in Bel Air