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Ed and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. 

When they discovered they both lived in the same city only a few miles apart, Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. 
 
Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Dorothy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Dorothy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Dorothy to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said...  "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem, for us, you'd better say so now."
 
Dorothy took a deep breath and responded...  "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too.......but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."
 
"I see," Ed replied.
 
He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a moment, deep in thought then he added...  "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off."

Lexi & Jordan Ostlund
RE/MAX Professionals - Gillette, WY

Very cute.  Thanks for the friday smile!

Aug 27, 2010 04:58 AM
Malcolm Johnston
Century 21 Lanthorn Real Estate LTD., Trenton, Ontario - Trenton, ON
Trenton Real Estate

That's a good one Connie, I didn't see that one coming. Thanks for the laugh.

Aug 27, 2010 05:02 AM
Team Honeycutt
Allen Tate - Concord, NC

That was very cute! Thanks for the Friday Funny. Have a great weekend.

Aug 27, 2010 05:06 AM
Gene Riemenschneider
Home Point Real Estate - Brentwood, CA
Turning Houses into Homes

You know I am going to be retelling this one.  Very funny. 

Aug 27, 2010 05:53 AM
Don Eichler
Eichler Properties - Granbury, TX

Connie, This is so funny I most likley will not tell it more that twelve times today. LOL

Aug 27, 2010 06:12 AM
Christianne O'Malley
Dickson Realty - Reno, NV
Exceptional Service - Delivering Results in Reno!

Connie Lou - Thanks for the laugh! Loved it. Happy Friday!

Aug 27, 2010 07:04 AM
Al Raymondi
Ocean View Realty Group in Ormond By The Sea Florida - Ormond Beach, FL
Ormond By The Sea Florida - Home and Condo Sales

Good one Connie Lou.  Thanks for the chuckle.

Aug 28, 2010 07:33 AM
Myrl Jeffcoat
Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Realtor - Retired

Well, Ed can never claim that Dorothy wasn't honest with him. . .LOL 

Golf - I never understood men that walk around whacking at something they can't eat:-)

Aug 28, 2010 12:25 PM
Mykel Martin
(909) 476-9600 ~ WeLoveSellingRealEstate.com - Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Realty Masters & Associates

ROFLMBO!!!!!! That actually made me crack up out loud!!! Good one!!

Aug 28, 2010 12:29 PM
Mike Jones
SUNSTREET MORTGAGE, LLC (BK-0907366, NMLS 145171) - Tucson, AZ
Mike Jones NMLS 223495

Connie,

I didn't see that one coming.  LOL!

Mike in Tucson

Aug 28, 2010 04:49 PM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me Connie Lou.  (Thanks for the chuckle)

Aug 29, 2010 01:11 AM
Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Broker/Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

Connie, I don't think anyone can truly understand the mind of a golfer...we live in our own little world. Great joke and thanks for the laugh.

Aug 29, 2010 07:21 AM