Tall Tales From Church! (Humor)
This one is cute. A good chuckle for a Friday night.
However I do not know how to go on for 25 words about nothing so I can get this to you.
Or, then again, I have probably done 25 words already.
Enjoy...
Phil
When I was coming out of church the preacher was standing, as he does, shaking hands with members of the congregation as they left. I saw the preacher grab my friend by the hand and pull him aside. I moved closer to hear what was going on.
The Pastor said, "You need to join the army of the Lord!"
My friend said, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, sir."
The Pastor asked, "If you're in the Army of the Lord, why do I only see you on Christmas and Easter?"
My friend whispered back, "Shh, I'm in the secret service."Have a prosperous week...and make time to smile!
Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore
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