Motivational Power Quote
I’m Just Saying
“If a man watches three football games in a row,
he should be declared legally dead.”
Erma Bombeck, humorist, writer
As I see it . . . . . . .
I’m just saying
It’s that time of the year again, championship games, bowl games, the payoffs and the Super Bowl. People seem to become fixated with the games and life as we know it goes on hold for about 60 days.
Business patterns change; malls have fewer shoppers on big game days. Sports bars are jammed, the pizza take out business is booming.
But the question remains should a person be declared legally dead after watching three games in a row?
First of how would we know what state there in? If you look at them they have the 20 foot stare, their eyes are glazed over and fixated on the television. They’re not moving and you can’t tell if there breathing.
They haven’t moved for hours and the only sign of life may be a finger on the remote.
If you offer them a slice of pizza and beer and they don’t respond there a goner. It that case just remove them along with their chair and put it on the curb and change the channel to WWF.
Hay I’m just saying it’s that time a year again.
©2011 Lou Ludwig, Sales and Management Consultant, Success Coach, Speaker, Trainer and Author
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