And A Million Homes To See~ Christmas Giggle For Realtors

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Real Estate Agent with Cherimie Crane & Associates
https://activerain.com/droplet/pzl

As Christmas approaches at the speed of light, I realize my since of humor (and egg nog) will be my saving grace yet again:)

On the first day of Christmas my buyers gave to me....a list of a million homes to see

 

On the second day of Christmas my buyers gave to me...two scores below 500

and a list of a million homes to see.

On the third day of Christmas my buyers gave to me..three french words

Two scores below 500,

~and a list of a million homes to see.

 

 

On the fourth day of Christmas my buyers gave to me...four decisions to rent

Three french words

Two scores below 500

~and a list of a million homes to see.

On the fifth day of Christmas my buyers gave to me..Five new short sales

Four decisions to rent

Three french words

Two scores below 500

~and a list of a million homes to see

On the sixth day of Christmas my buyers gave to me...six other Realtors

Five new short sales

Four decisions to rent

Three french words

Two scores below 500

~and a list of a million homes to see

On the seventh day of Christmas my buyers gave to me...seven calls a screaming

Six other Realtors

Five new short sales

Four decisions to rent

Three french words

Two scores below 500

~and a list of a million homes to see

On the eighth day of Christmas my buyers gave to me..8 pages of credit

Seven calls a screaming

Six other Realtors

Five new short sales

Four decisions to rent

Three French Words

Two scores below 500

~and a list of a million homes to see

On the ninth day of Christmas my buyers gave to me..nine reasons for drinking

8 pages of credit

Seven calls a screaming

Six other Realtors

Five new short sales

Four decisions to rent

Three french words

Two scores below 500

~and a list of a million homes to see

 

 

On the tenth day of Christmas my buyers gave to me...ten releases of agreement

Nine reasons for drinking

Eight pages of credit

Seven calls a screaming

Six other Realtors

Five new short sales

Four decisions to rent

Three french words

Two scores below 500

~and a list of a million homes to see.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my buyers gave to me..eleven low appraisals.

Ten Releases of Agreement

Nine reasons for drinking

Eight pages of credit

Seven calls a screaming

Six other Realtors

Five new short sales

Four decisions to rent

Three french words

Two scores below 500

~and a list of a million homes to see!

On the twelfth day of Christmas my buyers  gave to me...12 Eventual CLOSINGS:)

During this holiday season, keep your sense of humor and you just may keep your mind:) Merry Christmas to Ya'll and to Ya'll a goodnight!

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Rainer
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Valerie Baker
Exit Real Estate Professionals - Spokane, WA
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And just think . . . a new year is coming and you have 365 days of surprises to come! Cute post! :)

Dec 12, 2011 05:27 AM #1
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Steven Cook
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Cherimie -- you have done well in re-writing a classic into something so many can identify with.  Blessings to your and yours though this Christmas Season!

Dec 12, 2011 06:02 AM #2
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Scott Bingham
BeaufortHomeTeam / Ballenger Realty - Beaufort, SC
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So it was the six other agents that called you about the 5 shorts sales seven times a screaming??  Wow- I'd be drinking too!  Have a great Christmas from my fam to yours!

Dec 12, 2011 06:08 AM #3
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Cherimie Crane
Cherimie Crane & Associates - Beaufort, SC

Thanks Ya'll....what a year(s) it has been! May you all have much to toast this holiday season!

Dec 12, 2011 06:14 AM #4
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