How Is The Market, Baby? A real estate lullaby
- How is the market?
- I do not know
- What do you mean you do not know the market? You are a broker….
- I am not selling the market. Are you buying the market?
- No, I want to buy a condo…
- Cool, I can offer you a super deal on this condo. It is a $630,000 condo, and I can make it a $250,000 deal….
- Yes, but how is the market?
- I do not know. I am not selling the market. I am selling condos…
- Do you want a good deal on the condo?
- I do, but I am afraid of the market
- Don’t buy the market then. Just buy a condo…
(Sound of snoring)
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