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Monday humor, after 10 years...

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Real Estate Agent with Fathom Realty Washington LLC

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents!

Wife: "Honey, I have something very serious to tell you."

Husband: "What's up?"

Wife: "According to DNA test results, Liam is not our child."

Husband: "Well, you don't remember, do you? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had a dirty diaper. Then you said, 'Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here.' So, I went inside, got a clean one, and left the dirty one there."

 

(Moral: Never give a man a job that doesn't belong to him.)

 

 

Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, RE/MAX Professionals, Gig Harbor, Washington's preferred real estate Agent and Broker

 

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 and courtesy of 

Paul S. Henderson, Residential Real Estate Broker 

Tacoma Washington 

Realtor ® BPOR, CRS, GRI, CDPE

Fathom Realty WA LLC

Serving

South Puget Sound in Washington State

 

 

 

 

Paul's Service Area


 

 

As a Residential Broker and Relocation Specialist, I sell homes in or around ,Tacoma, Gig Harbor, Lakewood, Steilacoom,  University Place, DuPont and Hartstene Pointe in Washington State.
Please visit my website at http://www.hartstenepointe.com to search for information 
(all information is believed to be accurate but is not guaranteed or warranted in any way)

Referrals are always welcomed and appreciated, Thank-you!

(As a member of the NWMLS, this blog post is intended to comply with NWMLS rules as pertaining to blogging.)

isspfmtysmily

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Dick Greenberg
New Paradigm Partners LLC - Fort Collins, CO
Northern Colorado Residential Real Estate

Hi Paul - A Monday morning belly laugh is always a welcome diversion - thanks!

Aug 14, 2017 12:09 PM
Mark Lomas
Santa Barbara Real Estate - Santa Barbara, CA
Experience You Can Count On!

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."    Paul Horning

 
Aug 14, 2017 12:27 PM
Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

Paul,

What a wonderful story, and thank you for the laugh, this early afternoon.  A

Aug 14, 2017 12:34 PM
Sheri Sperry - MCNE®
Coldwell Banker Realty - Sedona, AZ
(928) 274-7355 ~ YOUR Solutions REALTOR®

HI Paul! LOL!

I can count on one hand the number of diapers changed by my husband!!  The first gag and he was done.  However, now with our grandson he pitches in regularly and changes diapers. 

Aug 14, 2017 01:15 PM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Well, when there is a short cut it is good to weigh in your options.

Aug 14, 2017 01:39 PM
Joe Pryor
The Virtual Real Estate Team - Oklahoma City, OK
REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties

The kind of funny thing is that this is something that probably could happen.

Aug 14, 2017 01:53 PM
Scott Godzyk
Godzyk Real Estate Services - Manchester, NH
One of the Manchester NH's area Leading Agents

Well said Paul S. Henderson, CRS, REALTOR®, not sure if all the wives will agree, but this story shows how they should. 

Aug 14, 2017 02:51 PM
Gary 'Banana' Houghtaling
Phoenix Property Shoppe - Phoenix, AZ
Phoenix Real Estate Agent

Hi Paul good joke even an engineer can appreciate.

Aug 14, 2017 03:36 PM
Myrl Jeffcoat
Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Realtor - Retired

I actually know a couple that could have happened too!  I don't believe that guy ever changed a dirty diaper.  He once said to his baby, "It would be easier to make a new one than clean you up!"

Aug 14, 2017 03:43 PM
Kat Palmiotti
eXp Commercial, Referral Divison - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

Haha, well, now, she didn't say a clean "what.!"

Aug 14, 2017 04:42 PM
Debe Maxwell, CRS
Savvy + Company (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
The RIGHT CHARLOTTE REALTOR!

Nice one Paul. His wife needs to be more specific next time 

Aug 14, 2017 05:23 PM
Lou Ludwig
Ludwig & Associates - Boca Raton, FL
Designations Earned CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC

Paul

Funny story . . . . sounds about right.

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

Aug 14, 2017 08:08 PM
Jeff Dowler, CRS
eXp Realty of California, Inc. - Carlsbad, CA
The Southern California Relocation Dude

Oh, my, Paul, good for quite the chuckle as I near the end of my day!

Jeff

Aug 14, 2017 08:50 PM
Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices California Properties - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Paul, you are killing me, I am so glad I stopped...today was one of those days that needed a midnight belly laugh, Endre

Aug 14, 2017 11:53 PM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

The Monday humor is just as funny on Tuesday, Paul. This was a scream! Love it!

Aug 15, 2017 06:03 AM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Pasadena And Southern California 818.516.4393

Hi Paul --- this is a great example of being specific.   

Aug 15, 2017 06:08 AM
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning again Paul and ta dum bum. I had to read it twice. Have a great day.

Aug 15, 2017 07:46 AM
Anna "Banana" Kruchten
HomeSmart Real Estate - Phoenix, AZ
602-380-4886

OMG you crack me up! Keep em coming Paul S. Henderson, CRS, REALTOR®, !

Aug 15, 2017 09:51 AM
Joan Cox
House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate - 720-231-6373 - Denver, CO
Denver Real Estate - Selling One Home at a Time

Paul, OOHHH. that was bad, and really funny as I am reading.  Maybe not so much in real life!

Aug 15, 2017 05:21 PM
Kathy Streib
Cypress, TX
Home Stager/Redesign

Hi Paul- I missed this yesterday but that's ok...I got to laugh today!!! Thank you. 

Aug 15, 2017 06:11 PM
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