News Flash.... At the Airport checking in for a quick trip.
I just dropped off my bag in preparation for a short trip to visit the kids prior to the big day. I noticed mistletoe hanging over the counter as I checked my bag. It was disgusting, cheap plastic stuff poorly painted. etc, etc. I mentioned to the agent that I was in no way interested in kissing anyone under this poor imitation of mistletoe.
She gave me one of those looks. You know the look.
She informed me that she in no way would agree to a kiss but she did question me if I knew why it was hanging there. Admitting ignorance on the subject, She then informed me it was there as a reminder to KISS YOUR BAG GOOD BY.
Have a great holiday season.