With a tip of the hat to Mierla Monte for her blog, "Go hide under a rock", I would like to submit this, as my most embarrassing moment.
Many years ago, before most of you reading this were on this planet, I was an intern at a hospital that specialized in Artificial Insemination for infertile women.
The protocol was to collect a semen specimen in a test tube. The doctors that had patients that were undergoing this procedure would be looking at the physical characteristics of the donor, and try to match them up with the husband.
I collected the specimen, and placed it in my intern's jacket along with many other objects. I went to the Doctor's office, and left them my specimen. When I returned to the hospital, I heard my name being paged over the hospital's PA system, with the message to call the number which was the office of the doctor where I had left the specimen.
When I called the office, the secretary asked me what she should do with the pencil flashlight that I had left there. I looked in my jacket pocket, and guess what I found? THE SPECIMEN TEST TUBE.
Please let me know, if there is anybody that you know to be out there, might look like me, and could be the result of all my efforts. ONLY KIDDING about the last, as the rest is true
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