“Now I Speak Many Languages”

“Now I Speak Many Languages”

A woman went to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother.

The psychic's eyelids fluttered and she began moaning. Eventually, a voice came, saying, "Granddaughter are you there?"

The granddaughter, wide-eyed responded, "Grandma is that you?"

"Yes granddaughter, it's me."

"It's really you, Grandma?" the woman repeated.

"Yes, it's really me, granddaughter."

The woman paused, "Grandma, I have just one question for you."

"Anything, my child."

"When did you learn to speak English?"