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Menopause Jewelry

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big frickin red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.   Dumb ass.

Vickie Nagy
Coldwell Banker Residential Real Estate - Palm Springs, CA
Vickie Jean the Palm Springs Condo Queen

Judy, what is it with you this morning? You are full of great posts. Actually I like this one better than the other (classifieds)

Sep 01, 2008 05:44 AM
Stephen (Steve) Love
Bennion Deville Homes (Formerly Windermere Real Estate) - Palm Springs Area - Palm Springs, CA

Judy: Your husband sounds like a very lucky guy!

Sep 01, 2008 05:45 AM
Angelia Garcia
Pure Realtors - Dallas, TX

Awesome, some guys just don't get it.  How about giving him Rogaine when he starts losing his hair?

Sep 01, 2008 05:45 AM
Bill Gillhespy
16 Sunview Blvd - Fort Myers Beach, FL
Fort Myers Beach Realtor, Fort Myers Beach Agent - Homes & Condos

Hi Judy,  I laughed out loud on this one.  keep 'em coming !

Sep 01, 2008 06:42 AM
Joan Washburn
Quality Gmac Real Estate - Livonia, MI

Hi, it sounds like you gotta lighten up, you want a diamond ring, GO BUY ONE, that way you know you will like it!

Sep 01, 2008 07:01 AM
Michael "Mike" Miller
EXIT REALTY SERVICES - Moon Township, PA
My service will move you! Help me, help you!

Judy,  Now that's funny, I don't care who you are!  I'm bettin' that he's not wantin' ta see you in that "red mark" mood too of'en.  Mike

Sep 01, 2008 12:16 PM
Callie Thompson
Property Xchange Solutions - Frederick, MD
Property Xchange Solutions

LOL I know that's right girl! Be in a good mood all day with a big fat diamond!

Sep 03, 2008 07:15 AM
Roy A. Peterson
Domicile Analysis of Texas - El Paso, TX
P.R.E.I.

Ooooccccccchhh.............. I bet when he see that mood ring frinkin red he'll run the other way.

I can not stop laughting, thanks for sharing it.

                                                                   ~ Newbie

 

                                                                                   

Sep 03, 2008 07:57 AM
Freddy Solis
Carrington Real Estate Services - Fairfax, VA
Your Real Estate Coach

Mood rings for colors, I've been told men have black and white vision. Dogs...

Sep 04, 2008 02:34 PM
Rudy Detgen
Troop Real Estate Inc. - Moorpark, CA
Realtor, Real Estate Agent, Homes, REO - Moorpark, Simi Valley

I was thinking of giving my wife one of those rings. You just helped me in my decision making process.

Funny post.

Rudy

Sep 04, 2008 06:30 PM