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The Cop and the Juggler

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Services for Real Estate Pros with Holzmann & Associates

A Cop pulled a car over for speeding.

When the Cop asked the driver why he was traveling 95mph, the driver answered that he was a juggler on his way to do a show for a birthday party and didn't want to be late.

The Cop told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket.

The driver told the Cop that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

The Cop told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car, and asked if he could juggle them.

The juggler stated that he could, so the Cop got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunk got out, watched the performance briefly, went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.

The Cop observed him doing this, and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, "You might as well haul my butt to jail, 'cause there's NO way I’ll pass that test."

Steven L. Smith
King of the House Home Inspection, Inc. - Bellingham, WA
Bellingham WA Home Inspector

Funny bit. I like that joke.

Steve

Nov 14, 2008 02:13 AM
Randall Schrader
Competitive Insurance of Dundee - Dundee, FL

Not bad!  A good way to get my Friday on the right track.

Nov 14, 2008 02:13 AM
Rich Ferretti
Rich Ferretti Real Estate - Charlotte, NC
ABR QSC Realtor/Broker, Charlotte NC Real Estate a

Dave

I needed a good laugh this morning, thanks

Rich

Charlotte NC

Nov 14, 2008 02:14 AM
Kris Kombrink ~ The Kombrink Team
RE/MAX Excels - Chicago's Western Suburbs - Geneva, IL

David, thanks for bringing a little humor to my day.  The weather here in Chicago this morning is dull and dreary.

Nov 14, 2008 02:27 AM
Rebecca Schrader
Competitive Insurance of Dundee - Dundee, FL

David,

Thanks for the haha's...reminds me of the drunk on the Andy Griffith show that would simply walk into the jail cell...and "sleep it off"...

Nov 14, 2008 02:30 AM
Roy A. Peterson
Domicile Analysis of Texas - El Paso, TX
P.R.E.I.

David ~ I liked that joke, hadn't heard before. Thanks for sharing it.

 

                                      ~ Life is Good                   

Nov 14, 2008 02:39 AM
Robert Rauf
CMG Home Loans - Toms River, NJ

David, Funny!  it reminds me of Steve Martin in "the man with 2 brains"

Steve: "man, your drunk driving tests are hard!" as he juggled jumping up and down on one foot.....

Nov 14, 2008 02:46 AM
Highland Beach Condos David Serle
RE/MAX Services - Highland Beach, FL
Boca Raton Agent David Serle

that is hillarious.  I have  a new joke now.

Nov 14, 2008 03:03 AM
David Holzmann
Holzmann & Associates - Mountain View, CA

Thank you all for your kind comments.  Glad you enjoyed it as much as I did! :-)

Nov 14, 2008 05:45 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Well that is one of the better ones I have heardd in a long time!

Nov 14, 2008 06:07 AM
David Holzmann
Holzmann & Associates - Mountain View, CA

Glad you enjoyed it, William!  And thank you for commenting!  Have a GREAT weekend!

Nov 15, 2008 09:00 AM