Greetings from beautiful Cape Coral, Florida! It has been quite busy down here and unfortunately I have not had a lot of time to dedicate to my blog! But I guess that is a good thing that once again the contracts are being written and real estate is hot!
The passed 2 weekends we attended the wedding of two different friends, both of whom are school teachers. I guess that being around school teachers, especially 1st grade teachers, it is very likely that you will hear some great stories. Whether they are true or not, who knows, but they are amusing! I heard 2 stories that are just too funny not to share! Have a great day!
Mrs. C was watching one of her 1st grade students who would continually have his hands down the front of his pants. After trying to ignore it she finally said,"Johnny please take your hand out of there and stop doing that!" Johnny immediately fired back, " Mrs C I have a cramp in my noodle!" Mrs C was speechless!
In another class at the same school a teacher was reading the story of Cicken Little. When the teacher got to the part where Chicken Little went to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling" the teacher asked the class, "What do you think the farmer said?" From the rear of the class a voice said, "Holy S*#t a talking chicken!" I don't think that was the answer she was expecting!
Have a great Thanksgiving and thank god for kids!
Mike Kelly, Sellstate Advantage Realty, Cape Coral, Florida 239-549-9200