Kids Say The Darndest Things

Real Estate Broker/Owner with Sellstate Advantage Realty

Greetings from beautiful Cape Coral, Florida! It has been quite busy down here and unfortunately I have not had a lot of time to dedicate to my blog! But I guess that is a good thing that once again the contracts are being written and real estate is hot!

The passed 2 weekends we attended the wedding of two different friends, both of whom are school teachers. I guess that being around school teachers, especially 1st grade teachers, it is very likely that you will hear some great stories. Whether they are true or not, who knows, but they are amusing! I heard 2 stories that are just too funny not to share! Have a great day!

Mrs. C was watching one of her 1st grade students who would continually have his hands down the front of his pants. After trying to ignore it she finally said,"Johnny please take your hand out of there and stop doing that!" Johnny immediately fired back, " Mrs C I have a cramp in my noodle!" Mrs C was speechless!

In another class at the same school a teacher was reading the story of Cicken Little. When the teacher got to the part where Chicken Little went to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling" the teacher asked the class, "What do you think the farmer said?" From the rear of the class a voice said, "Holy S*#t a talking chicken!" I don't think that was the answer she was expecting!

Have a great Thanksgiving and thank god for kids!

Mike Kelly, Sellstate Advantage Realty, Cape Coral, Florida 239-549-9200

Comments (7)

Jim & Maria Hart
Brand Name Real Estate - Charleston, SC
Charleston, SC Real Estate

Hey, Mike. Thanks for the chuckle. I hope that you have a great Thanksgiving, Jim

Nov 25, 2008 06:15 AM
John Walters
Frank Rubi Real Estate - Slidell, LA
Licensed in Louisiana

Mike those are funny.  Thanks for the laughs.  Have a happy Thanksgiving and make some money.

Nov 25, 2008 06:20 AM
Lori Isaacson
Credit Restoration Consultants - Plantation, FL

Kids are priceless. I am happy to hear things are booming in Cape Coral.

Happy Thanksgiving from your neighbor in South Florida.


Nov 25, 2008 06:20 AM
Lou Ludwig
Ludwig & Associates - Boca Raton, FL
Designations Earned CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC

Hi Mike

Great stories, one thing about young kids, they say what they're thinking.  

Good luck and success

Lou Ludwig

Nov 25, 2008 06:31 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Mike; kids do in deed say the darndest things..when my son was very ..very young..he told me he had cement in his pants..(his noodle was no longer just a noodle).

Nov 25, 2008 06:45 AM
Tony Wangrycht
OneAmerica - Seminole, FL - Seminole, FL

Mike, thanks for the laugh. You are right, you never know what to expect out of a child's mouth, my grandson keeps surprising me with the things that he says and especially retains.

Nov 25, 2008 07:09 AM
Barbara-Jo Roberts Berberi, MA, PSA, TRC - Greater Clearwater Florida Residential Real Estate Professional
Charles Rutenberg Realty - Clearwater, FL
Palm Harbor, Dunedin, Clearwater, Safety Harbor

Thanks for brightening up my afternoon with a good laugh! We all need to laugh more!!!

Dec 20, 2008 08:17 AM