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Farm Boy Economics.

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

CONGRESS!!!!! PAY ATTENTION!!!!

A city slicker was out to convince his country cousin that he was much smarter.  "I'll prove it" he said.  "I will give you a dollar for every question from you I can not answer, and you give me 50 cents for every question you can't answer."

They both agreed and the ol' country boy started...

"What has 7 legs, 3 green eyes, and lays eggs?"  "I don't know," came the reply. " Here's your dollar.  So what is it?"

"I don't know either" said the country boy, "here's your 50 cents."

DON'T MESS WITH US COUONTRY BOYS!

 

Gary Woltal
Keller Williams Realty - Flower Mound, TX
Assoc. Broker Realtor SFR Dallas Ft. Worth

I heard a something similar joke about a lady on the plane trying to get the guy next to her to shut up. This new math confounds me William.

Feb 14, 2009 03:17 AM
JL Boney, III
Coldwell Banker - Columbia, SC
Columbia, SC Real Estate

Now that's using math to your advantage.

Feb 14, 2009 03:22 AM
Dinah Lee Griffey
Windermere Peninsula Properties - Allyn, WA
Managing Broker Windermere Peninsula Properties

I love it. It's kind of scary when you think about it-Dinah Lee

Feb 14, 2009 06:11 AM
Suesan Jenifer Therriault
JTHIS-Professional Home Inspection Team - Blakeslee, PA
"Inspecting every purchase as if it were my own".

I love it.... it reminds me of the way our government operates.

Feb 14, 2009 07:07 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Bill, If we were able to take two steps forward, but had to take one step back, we would still get ahead..unfortunately full reverse is a killer.

Feb 14, 2009 09:22 AM
Don Rogers
Keller Williams Realty Chesterfield - O'Fallon, MO
Realtor, Broker, CDPE, GRI, OnullFallon MO & St Charles County MO homes

sorta sounds to me like that city slicker is gonna have his a$$ handed to him......

Feb 14, 2009 10:47 PM
Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
Accountant & Tax Preparer

Now if you get that to really work for us farmers, we would be doing OK.

Feb 16, 2009 02:00 AM
Sandy Shores FL Realtor®, Melbourne Real Estate
M & M Realty of Brevard Inc. - Melbourne, FL
Brevard County Real Estate, Florida's Space Coast

Hi William, Country cousins are smarter than we think!

Feb 16, 2009 11:29 AM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

Don't mess with us farm boyus...we will figure a way to end up on top!

Feb 17, 2009 03:57 AM
real estate real estate
Providence, RI

I also heard a similar joke before. This is one reason why governmental policy should be shining on each and everyone equally. Otherwise, there will always be somebody who will abuse it.

Feb 17, 2009 04:07 AM
Diane Daley
Caron's Gateway Real Estate - Northumberland, NH

That boy sure can figure...  .. Look out fer them there farmboys...

Feb 17, 2009 09:25 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

I always will wonder how much money I lost!

Dec 01, 2009 08:45 AM