CONGRESS!!!!! PAY ATTENTION!!!!
A city slicker was out to convince his country cousin that he was much smarter. "I'll prove it" he said. "I will give you a dollar for every question from you I can not answer, and you give me 50 cents for every question you can't answer."
They both agreed and the ol' country boy started...
"What has 7 legs, 3 green eyes, and lays eggs?" "I don't know," came the reply. " Here's your dollar. So what is it?"
"I don't know either" said the country boy, "here's your 50 cents."
DON'T MESS WITH US COUONTRY BOYS!
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