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The Delayed Closing Issue Hotline
Oh this is my favorite!!
Thank you for calling (again) and please press 1 for ...
 
The seller is flipping out cannot make another payment the moving truck is loaded the lisitng agent is out of town the insurance rider is only good for 30 days nobody can find the keys somebody's car is in the shop the brokers commision get kids enrolled in school by Tuesday the proceeds to close on the other transaction and the lock is expiring.
 
Press 2 For:  They buyers are in front of my desk and I have a blender, do you know what this means?  We are going to shamelessly pour a tall one and chill out like 3 little Fonzies.
 
Press 3 For:  Relax, take a breath there is nothing to worry about and always remember - I have wrecked bigger deals plus hey at least I am not out on my boat hahaa ...
 
MAKE IT A GREAT DAY.
 
 
 
 
 
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