humor: And that's how the fight started!
- 08/27/09 06:44 AM
One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"And that's how the fight started...************************************************************ My wife walked into the den & asked, "What's on the TV?" I replied, "Dust"..And that's how the fight started... ************************************************************A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to herhusband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay … (9 comments)
humor: A diva, a rogue and a cocky wacko walk into a bar....
- 10/29/08 02:06 AM
The first ones says " I think I've lost an election" the second one says "Are you sure?" the third one says "Don't worry about it, the RNC will buy us another one in four years"
This joke paid for by no-one. The clothes used in the production of this joke will be donated to the Rudy Giuliani fund for withered old cross dressers. Any resemblance to the truth or fairness in general is strictly by accident. No abuse of power was noted in the production of this joke nor is any express written consent necessary to spread … (2 comments)
humor: A Diva, a Rogue and a Cocky Wacko walk into a bar....
- 10/29/08 02:01 AM
The first ones says " I think I've lost an election" the second one says "Are you sure?" the third one says "Don't worry about it, the RNC will buy us another one in four years"
This joke paid for by no-one. The clothes used in the production of this joke will be donated to the Rudy Giuliani fund for withered old cross dressers. Any resemblance to the truth or fairness in general is strictly by accident. No abuse of power was noted in the production of this joke nor is any express written consent necessary to spread … (2 comments)
humor: If you could ask Sarah Palin one question tonight, what would it be?
- 10/02/08 06:28 AM
I am sure that there are a bunch of comedians in training out there! Katie Couric found out which news print she favors, or did she? Maybe we should ask her why she can't say a word ending in G? Anyway let's have some fun. What would you ask her? … (15 comments)
humor: Humor, joke,
- 07/31/08 02:45 AM
Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South … (7 comments)
One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"And that's how the fight started...************************************************************ My wife walked into the den & asked, "What's on the TV?" I replied, "Dust"..And that's how the fight started... ************************************************************A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to herhusband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay … (9 comments)
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