covid19: To SHUT DOWN....Yes or No? Sometimes GOTTA Laugh!
- 10/29/20 07:54 PM
You Gotta Laugh sometimes. SHUT DOWN Again? Yes or No. Each state has their own opinion.
An observer stated on their State's SHUT DOWN mandates, "I can't believe that I can walk into a store to buy weed or liquor but I have to meet my hairdresser in a dark alley with unmarked bills to get a haircut"
Come on Grandma!
That makes sense to me?
This doggies is a Lover at heart
Strange but true
If you need more help selling your home in the Phoenix Arizona metro give me a call at Arizona Homes and Land Group of HomeSmart.
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covid19: We Love Our Homes...But in them TOO LONG? Wacky Time!
- 09/30/20 10:07 AM
We love our homes and backyards. However if we are in them TOO LONG wacky things can happen. Ok some people have been sheltering in place for way TOO LONG! The results of our human quarantine for COVID19 will have some varied and surprising effect on us but alos on our pets.
Take a look and when you are ready to get outside and sell your home or buy a home in the Phoenix metro area or in Arizona....give me a call....I can help with real estate. With your pets? Not so much.
Photos from an email circular, source unknown
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covid19: Get Out of the 4 Walls to the Wide Open Arizona Spaces
- 09/11/20 09:15 PM
Are you getting tired of containment inside of 4 walls. Time to GET OUTSIDE. It seems like everyone is moving to the wide open spaces of Arizona. Phoenix is the fastest growing metro in the US for the past 4 years. Social Distance to a bigger lot in Arizona. You may not even see your neighbors.
Social Distancing in Fort McDowell, adjacent to Scottsdale Arizona Fort McDowell Arizona adjacent to Scottsdale and Fountain Hills is known for 5+ acre properties
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covid19: Would you eat this fruit? Rambutan...Reminds you of?
- 08/20/20 06:17 PM
OK, would you eat this fruit called Rambutan? Is it just me or what does this fruit remind you of? I saw it all nicely packaged at Costco today and took this picture.
Saw Rambutan at Costco today...not your Tried and True Fruit
Rambutan at Costco today...reminds me in appearance to Corona Virus clusters...just saying...Photo: Jeff Masich
Oh, well whatever it looks like, it just does not look appetizing to me. I think, I will stick with blueberries nad strawberries the tried and true fruits.
Rambutan or Corona Virus?
Corona Virus, Photo: Wikepedia
I looked Rambutan up online and found, "call(Nephelium lappaceum) is a fruit native to Southeast Asia.
It … (15 comments)
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covid19: Say what you mean, but mean what you say...A Pun?
- 08/06/20 08:43 PM
In real estate language say what you mean, but mean what you say. Say what? Hey, during your Corona Virus slow down, try these puns to keep your mind active and understand what they actually mean:
1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
King Arthurs Sword
King Arhur's Sword...Photo: Julia Casado Pixabay
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, … (5 comments)
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covid19: Leaving COVID Universe? Inter-Galactic Realtor at your service
- 08/06/20 02:54 PM
Are you ready to get away from densely populated urban area and COVID-19? The Phoenix suburbs are not far enough away or a rural ranch in Arizona? You say, that you need to escape the planet completely to rid yourself of Corona Virus? Well, I am an Inter-Galactic Realtor at your service!
When Leaving Solar System Looking for a New Home Beware of All Corona Star Systems
Corona Star (Beware ask Inter-Galactic Realtor) Photo: Pixabay
Maybe I can help you with your inter-galactic home search. At least I can point you in the right direction, so to speak. We as real estate agents are … (1 comments)
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covid19: Moving on Up! To Deluxe Apartment or Suburbs?
- 07/15/20 10:51 PM
Remember back in the day the old favorite TV show "The Jeffersons" with their theme song "Moving on Up"? Have you thought of moving on up!
In the TV show the Jeffersons were moving on up to a deluxe apartment in the sky. Now days people are moving out of the densely packed cities of America due to "The COVID" to the more wide open spaces of the suburbs.
Moving on Up in the City to the Deluxe Apartment in the Sky or to the Suburbs?
Although the theme song was great, most of us think of this type of moving on up in … (4 comments)
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covid19: Tiny Homes and Social Distancing? I Don't Think So!
- 07/08/20 09:01 PM
Tiny is great when seeing God's beauty in tiny hummingbirds, bees, butterflies and bats which are all common sights in our own back yards right here in Scottsdale, Arizona. There is beauty in these tiny things.
Tiny homes, how about them? There are TV shows dedicated to this man made wonder. Well if you are into social distancing of 6+ feet per "The Science" of COVID these Tiny homes may not be for you.
Tiny Bees and Pollination...a definite wonder
Beauty of Pollination and what goes on in the Back Yard on full screen at http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/xHkq1edcbk4?rel=0
Tiny Hummingbirds are awesome
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covid19: Dinosaur Sightings in Phoenix Arizona Metro
- 07/07/20 04:46 PM
Have you noticed a recent influx of dinosaurs in the Phoenix metro area? It could be that they are impervious to COVID19 and are flourishing. Don't really know but just offering it up.
Jeff Masich noticing a dinosaur in Gilbert, Arizona
Hey, what is going on in the Phoenix Arizona metro area?
Then Jeff Masich turned around and he saw another dinosaur!
There is something strange going on here. If you like dinosaurs the Phoenix metro may be the place for you. Give me, Jeff Masich a call and I will find a home for you!
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covid19: Retire in Sunny Arizona with Wide Open Spaces!
- 05/29/20 10:16 PM
Are you ready to retire and get out of the city with people living so densely together and ever present social distancing? In the times of COVID19 you may be ready for the wide open spaces and Sunny Arizona in Senior Living or Age Restricted 55+Active Lifestyle communities and homes for sale in the Phoenix Arizona metro area that are well planned and plentiful. Live in an area set aside for mature adults but close enough to all that the Valley of the Sun has to offer. … (5 comments)
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covid19: COVID19 What "The SCIENCE" has proven...So relieved!
- 05/22/20 09:54 PM
Yay! Here in Arizona we have opened our businesses back up and we can earn a living and go to restaurants and stores. Sports teams have been invited to train here in the land of sunshine and wide open spaces (beyond the 6 foot "The Science" rule).
It has been hard although we now know some important facts about COVID19 that we did not know before as I have recently learned from THE SCIENCE:
COVID19 Proven "The SCIENCE" Facts
1. COVID19 lives in all businesses except grocery stores, Walmarts and Drug Stores.
2. COVID19 lives on all surfaces except packages delivered by Amazon, USPS, Fedex and … (2 comments)
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covid19: American Dream- Tired of Sheltering In Place? Own a Home!
- 05/11/20 11:20 PM
The American Dream lives...
Are you tired of sheltering in place and hunkering down in your apartment? Do you look forward to getting outdoors in the backyard of your very own home?
America is great in so many ways. Anyone can become President, Inventor, Athlete, Astronaunt, Doctor and accomplish their dreams of doing. However there is another dream of family and raising the next generation.
If you had to take the most common characteristic of an American, what would that be?
A Homeowner! The American Dream
That is right! A homeowner or the desire to be one someday is the American Dream. RISMEDIA reports that 67% of … (3 comments)
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covid19: Dinasours Returning to Phoenix Arizona Metro?
- 05/06/20 11:36 AM
Well it could be true...I think I saw some dinasours at Whitfill Nurseries in Gilbert Arizona when I went out on a safe distancing exursion to pick up some succulents for the back yard under Corona COVID19 protocol.
Jeff Masich spotting a dinasour at Whitfill Nursery which was operating under overly conservative protective protocol in my humble opinion.
Yes, sure enough, but then it might have been a Corona induced mirage, and then I saw another reptilian beast from the past.
Exactly what was going on I do not know.
Many dinasour bones have been uncovered in Arizona. More recent Arizona dwellers were Wooly Mammoths dating … (0 comments)
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covid19: Still Hunkering? Consider "Play on Words" Statements
- 04/29/20 12:36 PM
Are you still hunkering down at home while sheltering in place?
I know you are all ready to get back to work and earning a living.
Even the kids can get restless as we know, "Police were summoned to a home schooling session where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. "
Poor little kid was "Resisting A Rest"
During your continued confinements, consider these statements with the "Play On Words". Please respond with any you would like to share.
When you are ready to get back into the world and sell or buy a home, give me a call.
Scottsdale Living
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covid19: STOP! Corona Confinement Symptoms: BAD Home Decor
- 04/28/20 10:51 AM
Are you showing Corona Confinement Symptoms? A common symptom is attempting to redecorate your home while in lock down. BAD BAD! Do not decorate your homes as shown in this article. It may be a sign that you need help. If you are tempted to try some of these things, it is a good idea to have a friend or a coach help you continue the quarantining and that can talk you out of it. Sometime things just do not go the way we plan them. Follow my lead do not try to mimic these Realtor.com Living Room Designs Gone wrong if you are thinking … (6 comments)
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covid19: Corona Virus Blues? Try Singing about it
- 04/25/20 11:21 AM
Are you getting tired of your vacation (shelter in place) in Los Livingroom or Puerto Backyarda? Do you have the Corona Virus Blues? Well maybe it is time to start singing the blues...I mean really sing it..
If you are ready to beat the Corona Virus Blues and buy or sell a home and get a bigger shelter in place back yard give me a call.
Singing the Corona Virus Blues
Singing about the Corona Virus Blues...what is your story to sing?
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covid19: Post Lockdown 3 Hour Trips from Scottsdale Arizona
- 04/25/20 10:58 AM
Are you getting "antsy" ready to get out of your confined "shelter in place" home and visit the wide open spaces outside of Scottsdale, Arizona and the Phoenix Arizona metro area?
The temperatures have reached the upper 90s. Don't forget to try tubing in the Summer or picnicing along the Salt River less than 1 hour away as a fun an inexpensive activity and Arizona scenery. Here are just a sampling of some great day trips within 3 hours by car as listed by the Arizona Republic and me:
1. Tonto Land Bridge Tonto Natural Bridge
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covid19: Self Analysis During Lock Down...IS THIS YOU?
- 04/24/20 03:08 PM
OK OK the lock down continues as we "Shelter In Place".
You really want to get out and see some homes with me your REALTOR® but just not sure who you are any more? You have been looking at that same face in the mirror and see no one else all day?
Time to Look in the Mirror (If you see the My Pillow Guy you have even more problems than I thought)
Looking yourself in the mirror (Photo: Pixabay)
Is this You? TAKE THIS TEST:
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
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covid19: Hunkering? Try Phoning Instead of Texting... Just Saying
- 04/02/20 12:24 PM
We are all hunkering down and sheltering in place these days. Are you still texting too much? Although the smart phone is an important real estate tool for the Realtor and for all of us. There are times where one just has to STOP and stop using the phone for texting and actually use it for its other valuable capability and make a phone call. Here are some warning signs that might make you think twice about texting. We are not running around multi tasking right now as we used to do.
Are you still Texting Too Much?
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covid19: COVID-19 Alternate Perspectives to Make One Smile
- 03/30/20 12:52 PM
As we are sheltering in place/ "Hunkering Down" during the COVID-19 protocols in place, everyone is adapting in different ways. Some of these may put a smile on your face.
Seriously, though take care and follow the protocols and hopefully life, restaurants and baseball will return sooner rather than later.
COVID-19 Alternate Perspectives
(Images from Internet Email Sources unknown)
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