LAUGH OF THE DAY: Cash or Credit? This is a good one, especially if the kids are acting up! When the follow called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depended on room size and number of people. "Do you take children?"' the man asked. "No, sir," r
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09/30/2010
2-Bedroom, 2-Bath FURNISHED Contemporary Condo for RENT - .1 Mile from Court House Metro - Arlington VA Homes $3,600/month BEAUTIFULLY FURNISHED suite with 2 garage spaces INCLUDED. Court House Metro is .1 mile away! Easy access to airports. Rooftop terrace with views, private lounge, fitness c
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09/30/2010
LAUGH OF THE DAY: 72 Virgins? Abu al-Zarqawi died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!" Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties
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09/29/2010
WANTED: The Best Link Building Company. Suggestions? We fired our SEO company a couple of months ago, because we are seeing BETTER results with ActiveRain. In three short months, we've risen from the 9th page of Google to the 2nd page with our key search term. We'd like to get to page 1. We've ha
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09/29/2010
CVS Offering $99 Netbook This Fall - Arlington VA Homes It looks like the neighborhood drugstore will be serving up a bit more than just Tylenol and Frosted Flakes. According to Engadget, CVS will offer a $99 Sylania Netbook at its stores this fall. At $99 it's hard to say exactly what the qualit
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09/28/2010
50,000 Point Alert! 50,000 Point Alert! - 50,000 Reasons Why ActiveRain Rocks I'm not really going to give you 50,000 reasons why ActiveRain is great. Only 49,999. (Just kidding.) As I was perusing good old AR this morning (as I do every morning), I realized that I hit a pretty cool milestone: WO
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09/28/2010
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Indian Wanting Coffee An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and the other hand pulling a male buffalo. He says to the waiter: "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee d
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09/28/2010
Crystal City Floral Frenzy - Geranium Grab - October 1, 2010 - Arlington VA Free Events Get your green thumb and shovels ready to go. This Friday, the Crystal City Business Improvement District will sponsor a geranium grab. What is a geranium grab? Essentially members of the community come togeth
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09/27/2010
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Grandpa Croaks... No better way to kick off the week than with a bad pun. This is cheesy... A little boy went up to his grandfather and asked, "Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?" When the grandfather asked why, the boy replied, "Because daddy said when you croak we're
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09/27/2010
LAUGH OF THE DAY: How to Lower Your Credit Card Bill... A man receives a call from his credit card company, "Sir, we have detected an unusual pattern of spending on your card, and we are calling to see if everything is alright." "Yes," replied the man. "My card was stolen over a month ago." "Why
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09/24/2010
