funny: You Ain't From Around Here, Are Ya? - 04/30/16 04:41 AM
Texas is rich in cultural diversity. While standard and intuitive pronounciation is often used, mispronouncing colloquial names is a dead give away that you aren't familiar with the local area.
Want to blend in?
Step 1: Don't listen to your GPS. It doesn't know how to speak Texan.
Step 2: Read this list of commonly mispronounced names of Texas places, and practice!
 
 
For more fun, check out the Texas Almanac Pronounciation Guide. You too can learn to speak Texan and sound like a local no matter where you kick off your boots at night.
 
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funny: Top 10 Signs You Are Having Success as a Realtor - 04/29/16 12:43 AM
How do you know when you are "making it" in real estate? Watch for these 10 sure signs of success:
10. You spend more time in other people's houses than you do your own home.
9. You never cook any more.
8. You get calls for showings on "your listing" and you have to ask "which one".
7. You are on a first-name basis with CSS reps.
6. You can guess (with stunning accuracy) how long a vacant home has been on market by the quantity and height of the raccoon paw prints left on the siding of homes
5.  You can correctly guess the combo code when showing … (3 comments)

funny: You might be from Plano, TX if... - 04/02/15 11:11 AM
Plano, Texas consistently ranks as one of the top American cities to live.  While inhabitants of Plano, TX might be "Plano Proud", there is also plenty to laugh about. 
If any of these statements ring a bell, you might be from (or destined to live in) Plano!
If you don't get confused by directions to Plano Parkway, Park, and Parker Roads, you might be from Plano, TX. 
If a "Michigan Left Turn" gets built and then "un-built" within 12 months, you might be from Plano, TX. 
If you know how to access the Dallas North Toll Road South, you might be … (17 comments)

funny: Does Your Message Match Your Image? - 06/21/14 03:35 AM
When you see it...
 

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