Steve Peters, Jr.'s Blog

One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, A professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas, Texas mowing his front lawn, as he always did. A lady driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped in Front of his house, lowered the window and asked, "Excuse me, d...

This makes more sense than any of the expert's advice!!   If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 ...

A tough looking group of policemen were patrolling when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge; so they stopped.   The leader, a big burly man, gets out of his police car and says, "What are you doing?"   "I'm going to commit suicide," she says.   While he did not want to appear insensitive, ...

I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish."I want to live forever," I said."Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!""Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!""You crafty bastard," said the fairy

     Why did Bernie Madoff go to prison?  To make it simple, he talked people into investing with him.  Trouble was, he didn't invest their money.  As time rolled on he simply took the money from the new investors to pay off the old investors.  Finally there were too many old investors and not e...

They sent my Census form back!  AGAIN!!! In response to the question:  "Do you have any dependents?"I replied ....... 12 million illegal immigrants;  3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployable lazy bastards; the entire cast of the Jerry Springer Show;  2 million people in over 243 prisons;  ...

              I THINK THIS GUY HAS IT ALL COVERED. I Am the Democratic, Republican Liberal-Progressive's Worst Nightmare. I am a White, Conservative, Tax-Paying, American Veteran, Gun Owning Biker. That’s me!I am a Master Mason. I work hard and long hours with my hands to earn a living. I believ...

As I came out of the supermarket that sunny day, pushing my cart of groceries towards my car, I saw an old man with the hood of his car up and a lady sitting inside the car, with the door open. The old man was looking at the engine. I put my groceries away in my car, and continued to watch the o...

Simple but true. Hi Lord, it’s me. We are getting older and things are getting bad here.Gas prices are too high, no jobs, food and heating costs too high.I know some have taken you out of our schools, government and evenChristmas, but Lord I'm asking you to come back And re-bless America .We real...

'Hello?'   'Hi honey, this is Daddy.  Is Mommy near the phone?'   'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'   After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'   'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now..'   Brief Pause.   'Uh...