jokes: Quick Jokes for the Real Estate and Mortgage Professionals
- 05/31/07 04:42 AM
This just in... (actaully I just got it via email.) The author(s) of these jokes is unknown. I apologize if you have seen these before, but I am sure you will still get a laugh out of them... ENJOY!!! My buyer told me that he lived in the same house for 10 years. When I checked, I found out he'd still be there today if the Governor hadn't pardoned him. Why do you have your front door leading right into the dining room? So my relatives won't have to waste any time. The sellers told me their house was near the water. It was in the … (24 comments)
jokes: Redneck Humor
- 05/20/07 05:00 PM
One of my friends emailed this to me... probably because I live in Redneck territory. Anyways, I do not know the original author, but figured I would share it with you all. Enjoy! Social Tips For Rednecks
1. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 2. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church. 3. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets. 4. Even if your certain that you're included in the will, it's rude to drive a U-Haul to the funeral.
Entertaining In Your Home...
1. A centerpiece for the table should … (6 comments)
jokes: AR Comedy Club - Featured Posts Update
- 01/24/07 06:20 AM
Friends, ARians, and Comedians, I appologize for slacking on my administrative duties of featuring top comedic posts on a weekly basis. I have become, like most others in the industry, rather busy since the first of the year and have had to cut back on my involvement on certain activities. I have made Marc Blasi, Chris Griffith, and Jeff Belonger administrators of the group to help with removal of mis-placed posts (so if you have a post that is missing from the group, chances are one of these individuals felt it did not belong), duplicate posts, and to help with the nomination of featured posts. Due to … (9 comments)
jokes: AR Comedy Club - Week 2 - Featured Posts
- 12/17/06 01:45 PM
Well, I have to say that things have been pretty busy on my end to keep up with all the great posts that have been on AR, lately. So, with that said, I have secretly apointed a couple moderators to help me monitor this group. Those moderators will help me decide who the top comedians are each week. So, without further ado... For Best Christmas Humor: The Twelve Days Of Christmas By Agnes And Her Lawyers...ROAR! by TLW For They Shouldn't Breed Joke: We have a tie... Only in Canada, eh? by Lee Krepps Tales from the Criminally Stupid... by Robert Ashby There were several runners up, but I do not … (12 comments)
jokes: AR Comedy Club - Week 1 - Featured Posts
- 12/10/06 02:21 PM
Wow... there were a lot of great posts this week. It was very hard to choose who had the best jokes and stories. After much laughter, I have made my choices. In the category of best video: Ding Fries Are Done...Ding Fries Are Done...Ding Fries Are Done...ROAR! by "The Lovely Wife"...Broker, Bryant's...Wife! In the category of best religious joke(s): Sunday Funnies, Church Chuckles by Ginger & Roger, Sala And in the category of best by number of comments: Modern Birds and Bees by Rick & Ines - Enrique Garcia & Ines Hegedus-Garcia I know there were other posts with more comments, but a winner can only win in one … (3 comments)
This just in... (actaully I just got it via email.) The author(s) of these jokes is unknown. I apologize if you have seen these before, but I am sure you will still get a laugh out of them... ENJOY!!!
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