New York City Taxi Cab

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A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in http://www.familyabstract.comNew York City. The taxi driver, who happened to be an old Jewish man, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.

She said to him, "What's wrong with you honey? Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"

The old man said "Lady, I'm not staring at you, I am telling you, det vould not be proper vair I come from".

She said, "Well, if you're not staring at my chest sweetie, what are you doing then?"

He said, "Vell, I am looking and I'm looking, and I am tinking to myself, vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride."


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Comments (7)

Richie Alan Naggar
people first...then business Ran Right Realty - Riverside, CA
agent & author

Glen...being transparent is the way to go through life...but always carry a purse? Did I miss it ?

Nov 25, 2011 02:46 AM
Barbara Bartell-Kamp
Keller Williams NY Realty - White Plains, NY
Westchester County NY Rentals, Condos, Coops, Home

Having lived in New York City for 15 years, I had a good chuckle over this one..And how true!

Nov 25, 2011 02:58 AM
William Feela
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

It sounds like a barter deal to me., lol  Thanks for the chuckle

Nov 25, 2011 12:01 PM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

LOL...I like Bill's comment.  Of course that barter doesn't pay for the gas!

Nov 25, 2011 02:28 PM
Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®
Lewisburg, WV
Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate

Glenn, now that is funny...would have never thought that would be the punch line.

Nov 25, 2011 03:56 PM
Lynn B. Friedman CRS Atlanta, GA 404-939-2727
Atlanta Homes ODAT Realty - Love our Great City - Love our Clients! Buckhead - Midtown - Westside - Atlanta, GA
Concierge Service for Our Atlanta Sellers & Buyers

  Dear Glenn -

Three small birds  Atlanta Metro ODAT Realty CDPE Advanced Buy Lease Sell Buckhead Atlanta GAThanks for the laugh!
Hope you are well and had a great Thanksgiving!

Have a happy day -

Nov 27, 2011 07:40 AM
Glenn Freezman
Nucazza LLP & Home Buying Evolution, & Family Abstract, Inc - Fort Washington, PA

Thabks to all of you that commented.  Humor seems to be the only thing everyone at AR can agree on.  Smiles and Laughter are universal!

Nov 30, 2011 07:38 AM