Saturday afternoon humor. You gotta love rednecks.
Two guys went on their lunch break. While returning from lunch, they pass a Gas Station, which was stating that there was a sex contest going on if you purchase a full tank of gas. Needing gas anyway, they purchase the gas and then asked the attendant if this sex contest still going on.
He says, "Yes, I am thinking of a number between the numbers of 1-10."
The guy says, "8."
"No", the attendant states, "I was thinking of 6."
The next day the same two guys return to the the gas station and get a full tank of gas and again asked if the contest was still going on.
The attendant says, "Yes. I am thinking of a number between the numbers 1-10."
The guy says: "5."
The clerk then says, "No, I was thinking of 6."
So the men walk out to the car, one of the guys says, "You know, I think this contest thing is a scam."
The other guy says, "No, it isn't, your wife won here twice last week."
You just gotta love rednecks.
Have a great Saturday everyone.
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