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Staircase Not Of Brick And Mortar But Brick And Glue. Um, Glue Works?

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Home Inspector with Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC 3380-000723

Seeing it first, and investigating it second, I found a staircase not of brick and mortar but brick and glue.  Um glue works?

This Weekend Warrior did everything he could to make this the cheapest hunk of staircase he could!

Obviously done without a permit, which I know because there are so many problems and in this county they require a permit for any exterior staircase with three steps or more, I have to admit to never seeing this before!

What's wrong?

1.  The platform one steps onto from the door is 26" deep.  It needs to be 36" by code.
2.  The walls are 42" high and without guardrails. 
3.  More than three stairs requires handrails on both sides since the stairs are more than 36" wide.
4.  The pavers on top are loose.  A child could walk out and cause one to tip over!
5.  The stairs vary from 7" - 8 1/2".  They should not vary more than 3/8".
6.  The stairs should all be within 3/8" of 7 3/4".  That top step is 4 1/4".
7.  The monolith sits against the siding, covering 4 courses of siding and the rim joist.  Termite bait!
8.  I could not find where that receptacle wiring on the left side of the door comes from.  I fear a it's wired from a receptacle buried behind the staircase.
9.  The paint is bubbling badly.  It's getting wet from the inside.
10.  Tapping on it the stairs sound hollow.  Moving that paver on the upper right and looking in I found the staircase to be constructed of small concrete blocks I had never seen before and they WERE GLUED TOGETHER!
11.  The covering that you see painted on the outside is 1/4" Durarock, made for bathroom walls.  That thickness is intended to be a veneer over other material, not as an outdoor structural surface.

Behind where I am standing for the photo is an interesting gas grill of similar construction! 

It has its own electrical and gas lines.  The electrical is provided by buried extension cords, maybe coming from that same buried receptacle behind the staircase, directly wired to an unprotected receptacle on the grill!  The gas lines are the most interesting that I have ever seen.  Permit anyone?  Smelling danger anyone?

Fantastical!

When my clients asked what would happen should they buy all this I suggested that they would be inheriting any problems associated with everything - and that if there is an accident and the county finds out about it they would face that music too.  So I suggested they have the sellers give them a copy of the permit or ask the county to come have a look at it all. 

Hint:  there is no permit for any of it...

The seller's position was?  They bought the house a year ago from friends and did not have a home inspection.  I'll bet they did it without a Realtor.  They are being transferred by their employer and have to sell the house now.  They want my clients to buy this as is or they will simply remove their offer to sell to someone else!

Alrighty then!

My recommendation:  you inherit what you are buying.  It's best to protect yourself with the due diligence of a home inspection and copies of any necessary permits that have been pulled and closed by the local jurisdiction.  And closed does not mean that the permit expired and the jurisdiction closed it!  Closed means it has had a final inspection and the appropriate paperwork.  And even if your clients are buying from friends, get a home inspection!

 

 

Posted by

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC  

Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.

Office (703) 330-6388   Cell (703) 585-7560

www.jaymarinspect.com


Comments(36)

Gary L. Waters Broker Associate, Bucci Realty
Bucci Realty, Inc. - Melbourne, FL
Eighteen Years Experience in Brevard County

I love that "you inherit what you are buying" phrase. Buyers need to know and understand this and, above all else, be an informed buyer. Hiring you is the best step here!

May 05, 2014 06:20 AM
Christi Hacker
Realty ONE Group Sterling - Omaha, NE
Your Omaha Area Real Estate Specialist

Let's hope they are not being transferred and going through a relocation company. The whole thing would need to be replaced!

May 05, 2014 07:10 AM
Lyn Sims
Schaumburg, IL
Real Estate Broker Retired

Yikes, I always learn so much from you. Time to walk away I'm afraid from this weekend warrior's work.

May 05, 2014 07:27 AM
Adrian Willanger
206 909-7536 AdrianWillanger-broker.com - Seattle, WA
Profit from my two decades of experience

Jay, looks can be deceiving, it looks pretty good, but as you mentioned the application has lots of problems. That's why it so important to get a home inspection. 

May 05, 2014 08:11 AM
Jeff Pearl
RE/MAX Distinctive / LIC in VA - Lovettsville, VA
Full Service Full Time Realtor

Someone needs to demo that and start over. Too many tripping hazards as is. looks like not much more than $500.00 worth of materials in that mess. I would just remove it, and start over with somone that knows the codes.

May 05, 2014 08:25 AM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Gary - I say that to buyers a lot.  And I did in this case.  For the "offended" sellers to implore that they take this as it or they are taking back their offer was a bit laughable to me.

Christi - I'm not sure of that end of it, but I did hear they are being transferred!

Lyn - that guy gets around.  He's a regular Spiderman villain!

Adrian - it's a mess all around.  From a distance it looks good, and apparently these sellers think it is good!

Jeff - I suspect that is what the county would force them to do if they found out about it.  Not happening though - the sellers think a line is forming to buy this staircase!

And grill...

May 05, 2014 11:41 AM
Suzanne Otto
Six Twenty Designs - Lansdale, PA
Your Montgomery County PA home stager

I'm amazed it's stood up this long. Held together with glue??

May 05, 2014 12:40 PM
Laura Cerrano
Feng Shui Manhattan Long Island - Locust Valley, NY
Certified Feng Shui Expert, Speaker & Researcher
Give me brick-and-mortar more times than not and the Warrior's work will be happy. Love and light, Laura
May 05, 2014 03:29 PM
Scott Seaton Jr. SLS Home Insp
SLS Home Inspections-Kankakee Will Iroquois Grundy Counties - Bourbonnais, IL
The Home Inspector With a Heart!

It would be great to get a followup to this one if possible. Hearing what the county says?  Could be worse, they could've used spit. 

May 05, 2014 09:45 PM
Joshua Frederick
Home Inspector for ASPEC Residential Services, LLC - Defiance, OH
Home Inspector in Defiance & all of Northwest Ohio

Brick or no brick, the Big Bad Wolf could easily blow that contraption down.  From the looks of things, I think we should let him.

May 05, 2014 09:59 PM
Michael Setunsky
Woodbridge, VA
Your Commercial Real Estate Link to Northern VA

Jay, makes you wonder what else may be hidden inside the house. The buyers were lucky to have you on their side.

May 05, 2014 10:44 PM
Alicia Utz
EXIT Realty Associates - Lorton, VA
REALTOR & Military Relocation Professional in NOVA

Well Jay, at one point in my life my husband and I owned a dairy farm 10 miles outside of town. This caused us to fix a lot of things with duct tape and baling wire until we could get into town for a more permanent fix.  Glue.....well that is another story.  Can't believe someone hasn't fallen down and injured themselves on these steps.  YIKES!!!    

May 05, 2014 11:49 PM
Donna Foerster
HomeSmart Realty Group - Parker, CO
Metro Denver Real Estate Assistant

Jay~ That's a lot of risk for the buyers to accept and the seller isn't taking any reponsibility. I would probably walk away if I were the buyer.

May 06, 2014 01:20 AM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Suzanne - I think this is only a year old!

That's the only way to do it Laura.

Scott - I doubt I will hear, but if so I will let you know.

It looked and sounded weak Joshua, and the grill was really special too!

Mike - the inside had not been touched much.  The house is only 10 years old.

May 06, 2014 10:17 AM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Alicia - that's great if it's short term.  But don't sell it to someone else!

Donna - like I said, they inherit this if the buy it!

May 06, 2014 10:18 AM
Lynn B. Friedman CRS Atlanta, GA 404-617-6375
Atlanta Homes ODAT Realty - Love our Great City - Love our Clients! Buckhead - Midtown - Westside - Atlanta, GA
Concierge Service for Our Atlanta Sellers & Buyers

Dear Jay -
AT the end of a long day, nothing like the amazing things you find to brighten the evening!Your Atlanta AR friend,
Lynn

May 06, 2014 10:59 AM
Praful Thakkar
LAER Realty Partners - Burlington, MA
Metro Boston Homes For Sale

Jay, this surely is a work of someone who'd like to save money - on everything, including permits!

May 06, 2014 01:30 PM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Lynn - this one was truly amazing.  First glued staircase in my career!

Praful - that they did!  Those expensive permits can put you under too!

May 06, 2014 07:48 PM
Bill Reddington
Re/max By The Sea - Destin, FL
Destin Florida Real Estate

Too bad it looks good. But that seems to be about it. Bet there is some gorilla glue somewhere. Hate to step on it.

May 12, 2014 08:50 AM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

It does first glance Bill.  Looking further, well ...

May 12, 2014 09:06 AM