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Real Estate Agent with Fathom Realty Washington LLC

Golf game therapy …

 

 

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her

ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

 

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together

at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in

agony.

 

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

 

'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I

could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him.

 

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man

replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still

clasping his hands there at his groin.

 

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She

gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his

pants and put her hands slowly and carefully inside. She then

administered a tender and skillful massage for several long moments

and softly asked 'How does that feel'?

 

'Feels wonderful,' he replied, 'but I still think my thumb's broken!'






Paul Henderson, REALTOR®, ©2008-2019, all rights reserved.






Thank you for reading and commenting on my humor blog post! This post was the  idea of Paul Henderson, REALTOR®, ©2008-2019, all rights reserved. All information is deemed reliable however it should be independently verified by the reader.

 

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 and courtesy of 

Paul S. Henderson, Residential Real Estate Broker 

Tacoma Washington 

Realtor ® BPOR, CRS, GRI, CDPE

Fathom Realty WA LLC

Serving

South Puget Sound in Washington State

 

 

 

 

Paul's Service Area


 

 

As a Residential Broker and Relocation Specialist, I sell homes in or around ,Tacoma, Gig Harbor, Lakewood, Steilacoom,  University Place, DuPont and Hartstene Pointe in Washington State.
Please visit my website at http://www.hartstenepointe.com to search for information 

(all information is believed to be accurate but is not guaranteed or warranted in any way)

Referrals are always welcomed and appreciated, Thank-you!

(As a member of the NWMLS, this blog post is intended to comply with NWMLS rules as pertaining to blogging.)

isspfmtysmily

iaa

 

Comments(8)

James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Morning Paul.

I bet he was one happy camper.  I wonder how he'll explain that one to his wife. 

Jul 26, 2019 01:21 AM
Kat Palmiotti
eXp Commercial, Referral Divison - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

Haha. 

Jul 26, 2019 02:52 AM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Pasadena And Southern California 818.516.4393

Hi Paul - I was expecting a bit different punchline.  I wonder if Carol Williams has heard this one...

Jul 26, 2019 07:04 AM
Carol Williams
Although I'm retired, I love sharing my knowledge and learning from other real estate industry professionals. - Wenatchee, WA
Retired Agent / Broker / Prop. Mgr, Wenatchee, WA

Good one, Paul. Couldn't figure out where that was going!

Jul 26, 2019 07:25 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

OMG, Paul... this was sooo funny. I'm still laughing out loud while writing this comment!

Jul 26, 2019 11:55 AM
Debe Maxwell, CRS
Savvy + Company (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
The RIGHT CHARLOTTE REALTOR!

Now, that is hilarious, Paul! I'm sure that golfer was one happy golfer, broken thumb or not!

Jul 27, 2019 11:10 PM
Sheri Sperry - MCNE®
Coldwell Banker Realty - Sedona, AZ
(928) 274-7355 ~ YOUR Solutions REALTOR®

Hi Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS - What makes something funny is when you don't expect the punchline... 

Jul 30, 2019 11:48 AM
Gene Mundt, IL/WI Mortgage Originator - FHA/VA/Conv/Jumbo/Portfolio/Refi
NMLS #216987, IL Lic. 031.0006220, WI Licensed. APMC NMLS #175656 - New Lenox, IL
708.921.6331 - 40+ yrs experience

Well ... it was the title that caught my eye and brought me to your post, Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS ... as anything about golf is want to do.  But I certainly enjoyed the post more than I even thought I might!!  You never disappoint ...

Gene

Aug 28, 2019 08:47 AM