Golf game therapy ...

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Real Estate Agent with RE/MAX Northwest.

Golf game therapy …

 

 

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her

ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

 

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together

at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in

agony.

 

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

 

'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I

could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him.

 

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man

replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still

clasping his hands there at his groin.

 

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She

gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his

pants and put her hands slowly and carefully inside. She then

administered a tender and skillful massage for several long moments

and softly asked 'How does that feel'?

 

'Feels wonderful,' he replied, 'but I still think my thumb's broken!'






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Rainmaker
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James Dray
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Morning Paul.

I bet he was one happy camper.  I wonder how he'll explain that one to his wife. 

Jul 26, 2019 01:21 AM #1
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Haha. 

Jul 26, 2019 02:52 AM #2
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Michael Jacobs
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Hi Paul - I was expecting a bit different punchline.  I wonder if Carol Williams has heard this one...

Jul 26, 2019 07:04 AM #3
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Good one, Paul. Couldn't figure out where that was going!

Jul 26, 2019 07:25 AM #4
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OMG, Paul... this was sooo funny. I'm still laughing out loud while writing this comment!

Jul 26, 2019 11:55 AM #5
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Now, that is hilarious, Paul! I'm sure that golfer was one happy golfer, broken thumb or not!

Jul 27, 2019 11:10 PM #6
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Hi Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS - What makes something funny is when you don't expect the punchline... 

Jul 30, 2019 11:48 AM #7
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Well ... it was the title that caught my eye and brought me to your post, Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS ... as anything about golf is want to do.  But I certainly enjoyed the post more than I even thought I might!!  You never disappoint ...

Gene

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