humor: Have a Drink - it's the weekend.
- 09/10/10 11:11 AM
Well Friends, it's looking like another hot, dry weekend in Southern California. So I headed out to my local emporium to pick up a few frosty beverages and ran across a few I probably won't bring home.
I decided to avoid what has to be one of the most useless drinks on the aisle.
Then there's a whole 'sweat' genre of drinks that might be good mixers - but not for me.
There's a variety of food based drinks that sound.... not good.
humor: Mid-week chuckle - a trip to the vet.
- 11/03/09 11:06 AM
A woman named Judy brings a very limp duck, Cuddles, into her veterinarians office. Judy lays the duck on the table and Nicki the Vet pulls out her stethoscope and listens to the birds chest for a minute. Nicki the Vet shakes her head and says "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." Judy was very distressed and wailed "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm sure. That duck is dead," replied Nicki the Vet "How can you be so sure?" Judy protested. "He might just be in a coma or something. You haven't even done any tests for that." … (8 comments)
humor: Resort Living for just $19 a night. Bring your own TP.
- 08/17/09 05:11 AM
For your summer vacation in an upscale San Diego area resort be sure to bring your bathing suit, sunscreen, books to read poolside and your golf clubs. You might also want to pack your sleeping bag, a flashlight, a couple towels and your own drinks & snacks. And be sure and pack a few rolls of toilet paper. The upscale Rancho Bernardo Inn is offering summer vacation packages discounted from their normal $219 a night rate. 'Survivor Package' rates start at just $19 for pool-side or golf course view rooms. What's the catch? Well, for $19 bucks your room doesn't have … (5 comments)
humor: Food of the Month Club - Friday Funny (Late)
- 05/30/09 06:43 AM
From the 'Food of the Month' club. Big spenders get gourmet cheeses and lobster tails but for $1.37/month your gift recipient gets these.
January
February … (12 comments)
humor: Trojans, the All Purpose Gift... or One Size Fits All?
- 09/10/08 06:29 AM
9-10 condoms Time to mix it up a little. Too much real estate or politics makes Gino a dull boy - so as I travel around I collect strange little items of interest (at least of interest to me). One of those items is SIGNS. People do the weirdest things with signs. Grocery store signs, street signs, signs on churches - you name it. Sometimes you'll be innocently driving down the road and you'll see a sign that'll cause your coffee to shoot out your nose (or beer, depending on what state you're driving in). So here, for your Wednesday chuckle, … (16 comments)
humor: Stress Management
- 01/17/08 02:07 PM
A friend of mine just emailed this to me. It seemed to hit the spot and has some really great advice.
A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "How heavy is this glass of water?" Answers called out ranged from 8oz. to 20oz. The lecturer replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long you try to hold it. "If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it for a … (5 comments)
Well Friends, it's looking like another hot, dry weekend in Southern California. So I headed out to my local emporium to pick up a few frosty beverages and ran across a few I probably won't bring home. 
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