funny story: How Old do you think I am???
- 02/08/12 08:58 AM
I had a friend E-Mail me this the other day. I thought maybe others could use a bit of a pick me up. An elderly man in a home care facility walked up to the pretty nurse attendant... "Bet you can't tell me how old I am." he told her. "I bet I can." she chided back. "OK, then how old am I.' She told the elderly man to drop his pants and she proceeded to fondle his jewels... "You are 83." she told the man. "Wow, your are right." he said. "You could tell that by fondling me?" "No." said … (8 comments)
funny story: Know how to ask the question...
- 02/11/11 07:48 AM
A simple question can many times be taken in a very wrong way....EXAMPLE A couple from out west were driving through Wisconsin and came to the town of, Oconomowoc. They were discussing how to pronounce it when they stop at a fast food place. The blonde behind the counter asked for their order... "The husband says..."Before we order...where are we and would you pronounce it slowly." "Sure thing", she responded..."You are at Brrrr Grrrr King!"
Little Johnny and his brother were talking early one morning. His older brother said..."I think it is time for me to talk and act like the grown ups. "What are going to say," asked Johnny. "I am going to say 'Hell', The brother said. So down to the breakfast table they went. Sitting a the table, mom asked the older brother what he wanted for breakfast...."Oh Hell, I will just have some Cheerios." he said. Well, … (8 comments)
funny story: One person's delight is anothers Horror!
- 08/03/10 08:57 AM
Unexpected things in life can be good or they can be bad. When small children are around, this is amplified. But, leave it to kids to see past what horrifies us. A lady was driving in town with her 3 small children. She stopped at a stop light and to her Horror, the young lady in the convertible in front of her, stood up and turned around waiving. She was stark naked! The horror hit her because of the 3 kids in back, but before whe could distract them, the 5 year old spoke up... "Hey Mom...Look, that lady isn't wearing … (8 comments)
funny story: It's the drugs....
- 06/24/10 05:31 PM
As many of you know, I am not the greatest writer and I don't post very much. But, this funny story made me laugh. Hope you enjoy.
An Attorney had an operation, and when he was coming out of the anesthesia, his wife was by his side. "You are Beautiful", said the Atty. and off he drifted. He had never said that to her before wo she stayed around. A few minutes later he looks at his wife, "You're cute" he said. "What happened to Beautiful", his wife asked him? "The drugs are wearing off!" … (18 comments)
I had a friend E-Mail me this the other day. I thought maybe others could use a bit of a pick me up. 
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