|A lady went into a bar in Miles City and saw a cowboy with his feet propped |
up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the
cowboy, "Is it true what they say about men with big feet?"
The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady! Why don't ya come on
out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody
ever paid me fer mah services before."
The woman replied, "Don't be flattered . . .take the money and buy yourself
some boots that fit.