A big-talking cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the big-talkin' cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , why, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and punched him. Why I smacked him hard too, right across his ugly face ....
Then I kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
"Now, back off!!" I yelled at the group, "Or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."
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Austin Texas Homes, LLC - Austin, TX
Broker - Austin Texas Real Estate (512-796-7653)
Robert - I have heard a couple of versions of this one, but it still makes me laugh. Nice!
Sep 24, 2009 08:28 AM
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
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Charles Stallions Real Estate Services Inc - Gulf Breeze, FL
Buyers Agent 800-309-3414 Pace and Gulf Breeze,Fl.
Cool way to break up my long hard day, thanks for the little laugh along the way.
Sep 24, 2009 09:04 AM
C2 Financial - San Diego, CA
C2 Financial
Robest, I noticed you posted this in September, 2009...my Montana brothers would still be impressed!
Jul 24, 2010 01:20 PM
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