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#67

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Property Manager with HomePointe Property Management, CRMC 00691121

It is Friday, time for a joke.

A new prisoner entered the crowded jail cafeteria and sat down along with the other inmates waiting for lunch.  Across the room one of the inmates stood up and yelled, #45.  Everyone laughed.  A moment later a different inmate on the opposite side of the room stood up and yelled, #32. Again, everyone laughed.

The new prisoner was confounded.  He asked the guy next to him what was going on.  The inmate explained that they had all been there so long, that they had numbered the many jokes they all knew.  Instead of delivering them word for word, they just called out the number.  It was a tradition they all enjoyed.

So the new prisoner, who wanted to fit in, stood up and called out, "#67".  No one laughed, and the new prisoner sat down.

His mentor leaned over and said, "Some people can tell jokes, and some can't".

Posted by

Robert A. Machado, CPM, MPM

HomePointe Property Management

Sacramento, Yolo, El Dorado, and Placer Counties

We manage residential and commercial property.

916-429-1205 x 105

rmachado@HomePointe.com

MaryBeth Mills Muldowney
TradeWinds Realty Group LLC - Braintree, MA
Massachusetts Broker Owner

good one! thanks for the laugh.

Feb 26, 2010 04:59 PM
Lisa Marie Flenoury
"Lisa The Broker" - Playa Vista, CA
"Lisa The Broker" - Making Dreams Come True

Robert:

Funny, nice...thanks for sharing.

Lisa

Feb 26, 2010 05:05 PM
Gary White~Grand Rapids Home Selling Pro Call: 616-821-9375
Flexit Realty "Flexible Home Selling Solutions" - Grand Rapids, MI
Real Estate Services You can Trust!

Hi Rob, Thanks for the laugh for the day.  Enjoyed the post.  Have a great weekend.

Feb 26, 2010 11:50 PM
Myrl Jeffcoat
Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Realtor - Retired

Wait 'til those prisoners get so old they begin forgetting the jokes or their punch lines!  However, I guess they could fake it, by just remembering the number:-)

Feb 26, 2010 11:58 PM
Sandie Holbrook
United Country RealOne Realty - Abingdon, VA

VERY good!!! thanks!@!@!

Feb 27, 2010 02:15 AM
Jeremy Butts
Real Estate Entrepreneur - Louisville, KY
Investor

good one Robert

Feb 28, 2010 12:25 PM
Baker Home Inspection and Commercial Properties Inspections
Baker Residential and Commercial Properties Inspections - Springfield, VT
Home and Commercial Properties Inspections Vermont

Howdy there Robert

Thank ya mighty kindly, for a real fine hoot.

Baker Home and Commerciial Properties Inspections

Feb 28, 2010 04:00 PM