My back aches, and blood rushes to my head.
Pounding pressure in my temples
And, my glasses are trying to slip off my face...
And, I can't see the combo dial.
But at least it is raining, so my skin isn't drying out.
Hoping that electrical conduit is sound, and the GFI is operable,
Regretting holding 20 sheets of paper while trying to dial.
Resisting putting my knee down on the wet sidewalk,
But maybe I need to belly crawl to sneak up on this baby.
And... I'm inspired
I'm going to BURY my next lockbox,
BURY it. Pour concrete over it.
Electrify it.
Behind the jagged holly bush
Under the leaky downspout
Next to the aromatic garbage bin
Preferably where there is an overhanging something
For agents to bump their heads on
To knock their glasses off
Yep that's it.
But... But...
But, all in all, it was a good day showing homes!
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