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Monday morning humor.

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Home Inspector with Desert Sun Home, commercial Inspections 10072923

Good Morning everyone. Here is a little joke for you this fine Monday morning.

 

A young blond was driveing along the highway when she got pulled over by a blond police officer for speeding.

Officer: May I see your licence?

Lady: What's that?

Officer: It's a rectangle thing with your photo on it.

The young lady looks through her purse and pulls out a compct mirror and hands it to the officer.

The officer opens it up and says,

 "Oh if you would have told me you were an police officer, I would'nt have bothered you"

Enjoy your Monday.

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Clint  McKie

Owner of Desert Sun Home Inspections Carlsbad, New Mexico. Eddy County's only certified home inspection service WITH OVER 30 YEARS EXPERIENCE. Serving all of South East New Mexico. We inspect the homes entire structure from the roof to the foundation, and everything in between. Most reports within 4-24 hours from time of inspection completion. We issue a PDF report with pictures Starting at $250.00 for each home inspection. Why settle for less when you can have the best?

Also included is a Appliance recallcheck and a 90 day warranty with all full home inspections.

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Joanna Szwyd
StoneHouse Properties - Great Barrington, MA

Oldie but goodie:) Thank you for this morning laugh, Clint. It is a good way to start a new week:)

Mar 20, 2011 11:37 PM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Thanks for the Monday morning pick-me-up! Enjoy the day!

Mar 20, 2011 11:40 PM
Clint Mckie
Desert Sun Home, commercial Inspections - Carlsbad, NM
Desert Sun Home, Comm. Inspection 1-575-706-5586

Thanks' Joanna and Wayne. Just a quick way for a smile. Have a great week

Clint

Mar 20, 2011 11:45 PM
Conrad Allen
Re/Max Professional Associates - Webster, MA
Webster, Ma, Realtor

Hi Clint - Thanks for starting out Monday with a chuckle.

Mar 21, 2011 12:02 AM
James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Morning sir where in the archives did you pull that one from...

Mar 21, 2011 12:23 AM
Adrian Willanger
206 909-7536 AdrianWillanger-broker.com - Seattle, WA
Profit from my two decades of experience

Clint~twisted but very good! Have a good week.

Mar 21, 2011 03:01 AM
Clint Mckie
Desert Sun Home, commercial Inspections - Carlsbad, NM
Desert Sun Home, Comm. Inspection 1-575-706-5586

Thanks' Webster, kinda neat huh.

Hello James, I don't know where I remember that one from. But glad you liked it.

Hi Adrian, Yes a bit "twisted" but aren't all blond jokes. LOL

Thank you all for your comments. Thank you very much.

Clint McKie 

Mar 21, 2011 03:00 PM
Rob Thomas
Prestige Homes of The Tri Cities, Inc. CALL....423-341-6954 - Bristol, TN
Bristol TN-VA & Tri Cities Agent, ABR, GRI, e-Pro

Clint......that's a good one, haven't heard that one.
Hope you have a great day!---Rob

Mar 23, 2011 12:05 AM
Tony Morganti
RE/MAX Crossroads in Cuyahoga Falls and Stow, Ohio - Cuyahoga Falls, OH
CRS, ABR, SRES - Cuyahoga Falls, Stow

That's an old joke but it's still pretty funny.

Mar 26, 2011 02:49 PM
Clint Mckie
Desert Sun Home, commercial Inspections - Carlsbad, NM
Desert Sun Home, Comm. Inspection 1-575-706-5586

Thank you Rob and Tony.

Just trying to give someone a smile.

Have a great day,

Clint

Mar 26, 2011 03:38 PM
Joshua Zargari
MJ Decorators Workshop LI staging and home decorating - Lynbrook, NY
MJ Decorators Workshop

Thank you for the smile, Clint.

Have a nice and productive day.

Apr 10, 2011 02:33 AM
Clint Mckie
Desert Sun Home, commercial Inspections - Carlsbad, NM
Desert Sun Home, Comm. Inspection 1-575-706-5586

Thanks' for the comment Joshua. Keep the great pictures coming for all to see.

Clint

Apr 10, 2011 11:32 PM
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