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The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating' Sally raised her hand.. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, That was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.' Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him. Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight.'
Jon Eliason
EXIT Realty Advantage Pagosa, Pagosa Springs, Colorado - Pagosa Springs, CO

Maurice ~ When I got to the "Little Johnny" part, I immediately smiled.... I knew this was gonna be one of those jokes... I have to send this to my brother. Thanks for the chuckle. Happy Holidays!

Dec 22, 2011 01:22 AM
Ellie Penaranda
239.776.5077 Downing-Frye Realty - Naples, FL
Naples Florida Real Estate - Waterfront & Beach Co

Maurice, I needed some humor this morning to start my day - thanks.

Dec 22, 2011 01:27 AM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTORĀ® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

Very nice, the little Johnny jokes can often get pretty dirty, haha.

Dec 22, 2011 02:10 AM
Fred Hernden, CMI
Superior Home Inspections - Greater Albuquerque Area - Albuquerque, NM
Albuquerque area Master Inspector

You gotta love little Johnny... I think we can all relate to the little devil!!

Dec 22, 2011 02:36 AM
Ken Brandon
Coldwell Banker Sea Coast Advantage (Jacksonville, NC) - Jacksonville, NC
Camp Lejeune, Jacksonville, NC

Only thing I can say about little Johnny is I like the way he thinks !

Dec 22, 2011 05:34 AM
Kevin J. May
Florida Supreme Realty - Hobe Sound, FL
Serving the Treasure & Paradise Coasts of Florida

Maurice, Little Johnny is going to graduate Magna Cum Laude one of these decades. 

Dec 22, 2011 09:02 AM
Joe Petrowsky
Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709 - Manchester, CT
Your Mortgage Consultant for Life

I have a little Johnny working for me. He always makes a comment that makes everyone laugh. Best part about it, always with a straight face.

Dec 23, 2011 12:41 AM