I have not needled my lady friends lately...so here goes!

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

WE have a great group of people here.  Most of who can laugh at themselves which I feel is an important trait in not taking ones self to seriously.

So, I will take aim at my lady friends and I know that there will be some re-buttle posts in the very near future. 

COME ON LADIES...make me laugh at myself!

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  1. Lenn Harley 01/19/2012 03:05 AM
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Rainmaker
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Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

LOL>>>>I hope you have your hard hat on.  I am sure you should get a response or two.

Jan 18, 2012 08:35 AM #1
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Ron Wickes
Keller Williams - Broker Associate - Conroe, TX

After a few of your female friends read that I am glad that I am in the deep south as there may be a few lightening bolts coming your way.

Jan 18, 2012 08:36 AM #2
Rainmaker
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Team Honeycutt
Allen Tate - Concord, NC

Oh My.  Do you think we should try to do this for the male? Ha.  Actually, I think it is pretty clever and amusing.

Betty

Jan 18, 2012 08:36 AM #3
Rainmaker
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Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
Accountant & Tax Preparer

LOL, I am thinking you are one of the few that can pull this off.   I assume you have not shared this at home!

Jan 18, 2012 08:51 AM #4
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Lenn Harley
Lenn Harley, Homefinders.com, MD & VA Homes and Real Estate - Leesburg, VA
Real Estate Broker - Virginia & Maryland

I'm hysterical with laughter.

Of course there is also. . . . . .

Element:  Man

Symbol:  X Rated

Atomac Mass:  N/A.  Any "mass" is usually directly below the chest mass and grows out of proportion to the rest of the mass

Body Surfaces covered with hair in direct proportion to age.

When reaching boiling point, the brain shuts down except for that portion that causes the fist to be extended rapidly.

Usually found sniffing, rubbing or grasping the various virgin and common ore materials

Reacts reflexively to fattened beef and distilled grain.

Explodes spontaneously when the stimulus is of lesser body mass.

Uses money to acquire desired property.

Used most efficiently when in groups pitted against like kind groups seeking possession of a prolate spheroid.

Addictively seeks deep relaxation following strenuous exercize of the lower portion of the mass.

Reserves cleaning properties to the interior and exterior of motor vehicles.

Considers itself THE superior specimen.

Is quick to discard used possessions in favor of newer models.

 

 

 

 

Jan 18, 2012 08:55 AM #5
Rainmaker
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William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

LOL...Way to go Lenn.  I know someone would come up with a re-buttle.  I feel better already!

Jan 18, 2012 09:16 AM #6
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Sherry Scales
Austin Texas Homes, LLC - Leander, TX
Realtor, for Austin, TX and surrounding areas

I like Lenn's better....Much more accurate..

Jan 18, 2012 02:57 PM #8
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Chuck Carstensen
RE/MAX Results - Elk River, MN
Minnesota Real Estate Expert

Where do you come up with this...Lenn's was pretty good too but only sort of describes me.

Jan 18, 2012 04:20 PM #9
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Ron Cooks
The Real Estate Marketplace - Killeen, TX
Texas Real Estate, Ft Hood/Killeen Homes for Sale

Bill, your post was lite enough, not to cause too many daggers thrown your way. :)

Lenn - Great rebuttal, you may need to post a separate blog!

Jan 18, 2012 10:11 PM #10
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Malcolm Johnston
Century 21 Lanthorn Real Estate LTD., Trenton, Ontario - Trenton, ON
Trenton Real Estate

William, you are a braver man than I am.

Jan 19, 2012 03:20 AM #11
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Dick Greenberg
New Paradigm Partners LLC - Fort Collins, CO
Northern Colorado Residential Real Estate

Hi William - That is way too funny, as is Lenn's rejoinder. It would be dangerous to laugh out loud - I don't want Mary to ask me what's so funny - might cause a reaction.

Jan 19, 2012 04:29 AM #12
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William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

I am happy to see everyone who can laugh at themselves.  It is a good trait to have!

Jan 19, 2012 04:51 AM #13
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Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS
Fathom Realty Washington - Tacoma, WA
South Puget Sound Washington Agent/Broker!

Thanks William, now it's going to be open season on us male members for the next 24 hours =] 

(Boy Lenn is good at this)

Jan 19, 2012 05:11 AM #14
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Steven Cook
No Longer Processing Mortgages. - Tacoma, WA

William -- came over from Lenn's reblog -- had to see what kind of reactions you were getting.  Am surprised not more "lightening bolts" ala Ron (#2).   Lenn's rejoinder is great as well.

Jan 19, 2012 06:31 AM #15
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Carla Muss-Jacobs, RETIRED
RETIRED / State License is Inactive - Portland, OR

Love Lenns's version, with two exceptions:

SYMBOL: Ego

Common Properties:  Never matures, aka "retarded maturation".  Continually enmeshed in childish emotions and sophmoric humor.  Perpetually stuck in the immature level of a bratty, cry-baby two-year old with soiled diapers.  Possesses a "Sticks and Stones" mentality to handling all adversity, or preceived adversity.  Typically marries door mats.

 

Jan 19, 2012 08:41 AM #16
Rainmaker
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Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker/Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, @HomesBirmingham & Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Hun... - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

Bill, as much as I hate to admit it, I think Lenn "one up'ed" you!!

As for CARLA....what's your point?

Jan 19, 2012 02:28 PM #17
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Carla Muss-Jacobs, RETIRED
RETIRED / State License is Inactive - Portland, OR

What Nick . . . you don't find my comment hilarious?!? 

Women can be found "in virigin material to common ore" . . . Now that's hilarious, no??  I don't have a point.  I have a re-buttle.  HA HA HA.  Now that's hiliarous.  Rebuttal.

Jan 20, 2012 04:53 AM #18
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