Can you believe this call, especially on a day like today when my head hurt, my back hurt (because I sneezed), and I just didn't feel good already. Someone called me out of the blue, and dared to tell me I was old!
Why did they do this? They dared asked me if I was coming to my 20 year high school reunion? What? That can't be? I'm not that old! I had to come to the realization that I am getting that old and here was the proof!
The 5 year reunion was to put in place to see what everyone chose as a career after college. The 10 year reunion was designed to see who had gotten married, had children and then got divorced. Then they skip 10 years, just because we are in the prime of our lives, I guess they want to wait for the downward spiral. This is where they see how much we have not succeeded in life like we promised at the 5 and 10 year reunions, and to see how much weight the cheerleaders had gained and how bald the football payers are now.
Then we go back to every 5 years, just to see who is still alive at the 25, 30, 35 and 40 year class reunions. After that, I hear we switch to every year, because we can now rent a banquet hall in the back of a Baja Fresh, because that is all that is left of the class after the 40 year reunion.
So why, oh why, did you have to call me on the worst possible day to tell me that I'm OLD!
If you are a member of the Class of 1988, from Tigard High, and you haven't heard this depressing news yet, you can send an e-mail with your information to Tigard1988@Classic-Reunions.com
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