Two Coffees in Heaven...

Real Estate Broker/Owner with Peters Realty SB065509






Two Coffees in Heaven


Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard.


'Are you Mohammed?'he asks.


'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up.'

Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides,
climbs up through the clouds, and comes into a room
where he meets another bearded man.

He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'


'Why no,' he answers, 'I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still.'

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy, he climbs the ladder yet again. He discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard.


Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'

'No, I am Jesus, the Christ; you will find Mohammed higher up.'

(Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man, oh man!)

 Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher. Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question:


'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps, as he is by now
totally out of breath from all his climbing.


'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega. But you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?'


Obama says, 'Yes please!'  


As God looks behind him, he claps his hands, and yells out:


"Yo, Mohammed.

Two coffees!"


Keep your trust in God;
your president is an idiot.




Comments (3)

Marnie Matarese
Showing you the best of Sarasota!

Now that is absolutely hysterical and sadly true.   I have forwarded this one (without your name of course) to about 100 of my distressed friends who really need a laugh right now.  Thanks so much.

Jan 03, 2013 10:27 AM
Charles Stallions
Charles Stallions Real Estate Services - Pensacola, FL
800-309-3414 - Pensacola, Pace or Gulf Breeze, Fl.

I am shocked that you haven't had a lot of comments as political correctness is thrown out the window.

Jan 03, 2013 10:30 AM
Steve Peters, Jr.
Peters Realty - Newport, PA
Broker/Owner Peters Realty

Political correctness has no place in my world, especially when telling the truth...  Will try to come up with a joke about "O" going to Hell the next time; more accurate and appropiate!

Jan 03, 2013 10:38 AM