TOP 10 Things Realtors Do NOT Want to Hear
#10 After showing you for 3 months...you say, "Oh yeah, my cousin is a Realtor. We just decided to have him write the contract for us - to save you some trouble."
#9 "I'm just going to sell it on my own."
#8 "So...basically...what I'm looking for is a 3 BR with 3 Bath, master bedroom next to the kitchen, pool - but not a kidney shaped pool - a rectangle pool...and I would like 2 acres but with a small yard feel...oh, and I want wood floors and granite - but not bigger than 1,000 sq feet... and no older than 6 months old. And I want the sellers to pay $10,000 towards my closing costs. And throw in the refrigerator -because I won't have one."
#7 "What's WRONG with our pineapple wall paper and entire, room-to-room wood paneling?"
#6 "You Realtors...must be nice not to have a "Real" job!"
#5 "It Didn't Appraise."
#4 At 6:00pm, sends 10 listings to you: "I have about 10 houses I've picked out, can you show me all 10 of them tonight?"
#3 (nothing, no word from them - no response after showing for 3 months...... just vanished)
#2 "My regular agent couldn't make it today, so he just said to call you to show it once and if I like it, he'll take it from there."
#1 "My last agent couldn't sell it, and I felt like they didn't really earn their money...so, if you sell it, will you cut your commission?"