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Tuesday Morning Funny 031

By Larry Gray

Real Estate Agent with Real Estate Consultant SL3199919

January 31, 2017 04:28 AM

Did you here about the guy who lost his whole left side?
He’s alright now!

Pessimist Joke

Pessimist: Oh, this can’t get any worse!
Optimist: Yes, it can!

Kidnapping Joke

Q. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A. It’s ok, he woke up.

Dyslexic Joke

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Fly Joke

Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?

A. A walk!

Snowman Joke

Two snowmen are standing next to each other in a yard.
One says to the other, “Funny, I smell carrots too.”

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Raymond E. Camp

Ontario, NY

Good morning Larry,

Cute ones this morning!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Jan 31, 2017 04:35 AM

Wayne Martin

Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL

Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Larry. Great play on words! Enjoy your day!

Jan 31, 2017 04:36 AM

Jane Chaulklin-Schott

TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL

TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Thanks, Larry, for a nice handful of jokes. Always nice to find the laughter and joy spot in one's spirit.

Jan 31, 2017 02:14 PM

Mark Loewenberg

KW of the Palm Beaches - Palm Beach Gardens, FL

KW 561-214-0370

excellent ones .. my fav

Jan 31, 2017 05:22 PM

John Duke

Staging By John - Burlington, NC

We stage your home to show it at its best!

Still getting my bearings here and hoping to learn and connect as I go let me know what mistakes I am making

Feb 10, 2018 10:47 PM

John Duke

Burlington, NC

Dave Martin (703) 585-4687

Fairfax Realty - Fairfax, VA

Making Realty Dreams a Reality #WeWillGetYouHome

I love reading the blogs even though I am doing a big time catch up I think I have my work cut out for me lol. Thanks so much for taking the time to post keep them coming

Feb 17, 2018 07:41 PM