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Key West - Not a Knock Knock Joke

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Real Estate Agent with Preferred Properties Key West

 

I am going back into my memory closet more than twenty years to relate this story. Soon after I got my real estate license in 1996 I was working with a gay couple who wanted to relocate to Key West to own and operate a guest house.  There were a few properties listed for sale.  I set up showings for my customers and casually mentioned to a woman agent in my office that I would be showing Newton Street Station, an all gay male guest house. 

 

 

 

The woman agent had first hand knowledge about the place because she lived nearby and was familiar with its mode of operation which was a bit odd even for Key West. She suggested that I warn my customers to expect to see the manager open the door in the nude. She said the manager would actually show the guest house as the owner would not be present. I thought she was joking, but she was not. She had experienced first hand when she had shown it. And she had seen the nude dude open the door to greet guests for years. So I told my customers. They were gay and took it in stride. I can recall missing things in the property because I was avoiding looking at the obvious. Over the following months I showed the guest house several more times to both gay and straight buyers. The manager always opened the door in the buff and always conducted the showings.

 

During that same time period I had a listing on a different guest house. I remember showing it when a buyers' agent mentioned he was going to show Newton Street Station right after leaving my property. I warned to expect the Newton Street Station manger to greet him and his customers in the nude. He was shocked but appreciated the warning. A few days later he saw me and thanked me again. He said had warned his straight couple from the Midwest and they took it is stride.

 

 

 

 

Joe Pryor
The Virtual Real Estate Team - Oklahoma City, OK
REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties

You have to love diversity in Key West versus a bit more vanilla Oklahoma City.

Nov 15, 2017 03:18 PM
Jane Peters
Home Jane Realty - Los Angeles, CA
Los Angeles real estate concierge services

Well, that is a first. I am wondering if anyone has ever thought to ask they guy why he feels he needs to show the place in the altogether.

Nov 15, 2017 04:07 PM
Marte Cliff

Jane Peters - perhaps he's making a statement. Or "just because I can?" To me, that would be serioiusly creepy.

Nov 15, 2017 08:33 PM
Jeff Dowler, CRS
eXp Realty of California, Inc. - Carlsbad, CA
The Southern California Relocation Dude

Hi Gary

The warning was no doubt well appreciated by you, and by others who went to see the property. This business is filled with interesting storiesisn’t it? Some more shocking, perhaps, than others

Jeff

Nov 15, 2017 06:32 PM
Janice Zaltman
United Realty Group - Boca Raton, FL
Energy Efficient And Eco-Friendly Homes in Florida

Well I guess he must feel very comfortable in his own skin. I've seen a lot and that is a first. What was he trying to sell, the guest house or himself?

Nov 15, 2017 06:34 PM
Gary Thomas

Janice,  I sort of remember the guy. He was like a lot of old gay  men I have met. He liked to show off, but there was nothing to see that was memorable except for his arrogance in thinking he was worthy of being looked at. 


I knew the owner from the gym I went to.  He, like me, was a retired attorney. He let the manager run the guest house.  The place eventually sold. It was renovated and is now a single family home. 


 


Gary

Nov 16, 2017 01:02 AM
Gayle Rich-Boxman Fishhawk Lake Real Estate
John L Scott Market Center - Birkenfeld, OR
"Your Local Expert!" 503-739-3843

Oh, MY, Gary! Well, having been an actor for many years, we were taught to be totally present, no matter WHAT was presented to us. Ya gotta act honestly and just go with it. Sometimes by not reacting, is the best reaction of all. Good for him for being so comfortable in his own skin that he could do that!! More of us could learn from him I would say. Altho, gotta say that I would send my Sears repairman running for the hills!!

Nov 15, 2017 07:03 PM
Marte Cliff
Marte Cliff Copywriting - Priest River, ID
Your real estate writer

All I can say is that I'm glad I wasn't in your shoes.

Nov 15, 2017 08:34 PM
Debra Leisek
Bay Realty,Inc Homer Alaska - Homer, AK

Gotta love it! You never know for sure what to expect at some of our listings... but that is at the top of the list for really different!! Great Story!!!

Nov 16, 2017 12:46 AM
Kat Palmiotti
eXp Commercial, Referral Divison - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

Well, now THAT would have been quite an experience! 

Nov 16, 2017 03:44 AM
Monica Hess
Feng Shui This - Murray, KY
Kentucky's Feng Shui Master

I would have to point and laugh...then tell him I'd be waiting while he put his pants on.  Yeesh...some people think they're all that.

 

Nov 16, 2017 03:47 AM
Dorie Dillard Austin TX
Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899 - Austin, TX
NW Austin ~ Canyon Creek and Spicewood/Balcones

Good morning Gary Thomas ,

In our business we see it all! The good, bad, ugly and everything in between! Thanks for sharing your story! 

Nov 16, 2017 04:31 AM
Chris Lima
Turtle Reef Realty - Port St Lucie, FL
Local or Global-Allow me to open doors for you.

Great story Gary Thomas.  I don't think that I would have believed the agent that issued the warning.  More than likely, I would have assumed she was exaggerating. The shock and embarrassment would serve me right! Although some days can be trying, we can never say this job is boring.  

  

Nov 16, 2017 05:05 AM
Elva Branson-Lee
Solid Source Realty GA - Atlanta, GA
CDPE - Atlanta Real Estate & Short Sale Agent

I would have found this very offensive, turned around and left. To me, that is inappropriate behavior and the equivalent of perversive "flashing".

Nov 16, 2017 05:20 AM
Gary Thomas

Elva, I was offensive and I am gay.  I think the manager was a jerk and the owner should have known better. But it was his property. Gary

Nov 17, 2017 05:50 AM
Gary L. Waters Broker Associate, Bucci Realty
Bucci Realty, Inc. - Melbourne, FL
Eighteen Years Experience in Brevard County

Having grown up in Florida and visited the Keys I am not surprised in today's world.  Going back twenty years I am not sure I would be quite the same.

Nov 16, 2017 07:08 AM
Mary Hutchison, SRES, ABR
Better Homes and Gardens Real Estate-Kansas City Homes - Kansas City, MO
Experienced Agent in Kansas City Metro area

You were so fortunate to know about the nude manager ahead of time!  Awkward!!!  I hope he had bathed before!

Nov 16, 2017 08:45 AM
Sharon Tara
Sharon Tara Transformations - Portsmouth, NH
Retired New Hampshire Home Stager

Well I know I would appreciate that kind of warning! That's not the kind of surprise most people would handle very well. LOL

I wish agents would be more forthcoming about their listings. Too often I encounter negative surprises when I go to see a home and I feel as though I've been deceived. 

Nov 16, 2017 08:48 AM
Cynthia Larsen
Cotati, CA
Independent Broker In Sonoma County, CA

I'll pass, thank you. Knowing me, I probably would have laughed.

Nov 16, 2017 12:03 PM
Paul McFadden
Responsive Pest Control - Seattle, WA
Pest Control, Seattle, WA.

The things you guys and gals experience in the real estate world! Thanks for sharing!

Nov 16, 2017 02:30 PM
Ron Saporito, Palm Desert, CA Real Estate & Mortgage Broker Since 2003
Ronald Christopher & Associates. Proudly serving Palm Desert, La Quinta, Indio, Coachella, Rancho Mirage, Palm Springs. - Indio, CA
Call (760)574-8486. www.JustListedinPalmDesert.com

I have heard this is how it goes in a couple of "nudist" complexes available in Palm Springs as well. 

Nov 16, 2017 03:18 PM
John Wiley
Fort Myers, FL
Lee County, FL, ECO Broker, GRI, SRES,GREEN,PSA

What an interesting post. This story raises a question in my mind. If an agent knows that this is a nudist property and tells the buyer that, would it be considered steering. Could we have a Fair Housing violation?

Just a thought.

Nov 16, 2017 05:43 PM
Corey Martin
Martin Presence Group - Ruston, LA
Real Estate and Management Solutions

That is quite an interesting situation. All you could do was present the situation and roll with it. Thanks for sharing. 

Nov 18, 2017 07:11 PM