“Sounds like a Pretty Good Business”
There was a university in New England where the students operated a "bank" of term papers and other homework assignments. There were papers to suit all needs. You had your choice of papers for an A-grade, B-grade, and C-grade.
A student who had spent the weekend on pursuits other than her assignment, went to the bank and took out a paper for a C-grade. She went home, retyped it, and handed it in.
In due time she received it back with the grade of an "A." The professor left the following comment: "I wrote this paper myself twenty years ago. I always thought it should have received an A, so now I am glad to give it one."
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