2 Blondes were sitting in a bar enjoying a cool one. General chit chat was the daily order. after a while, one of them asked the other,
"Which is farther away...The Moon, or ...Miami?"
"Well DUH", said the 2nd. "Miami of course...I can see the moon from here, but, I can't see Miami!"
HMMMM...WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?
Have a day full of smiles everyone!
OK...now the scary thing about this is it totally makes sense!! Now was it two blonds or an aging old man?? Oh well as things change they really do stay the same.
Sometimes the ol Blondes do make some sense. How do you argue with this obvious issue?
If we apply that logic to all questions of distance then I can see the sun but not my house from here, Thanks, William .. you know why the blond was seen staring at the orange juice..it said concentrate.. Steve
I have bee know to give a full moon in my younger day...To much taste testing on that night. LOL
Bill, that's a picture that I don't need to see. The blonde is technically right!
Bill, heard a good one today but too short for a blog, here it is:
Two lions are eating a clown one says to the other "does this taste funny to you". Keep em coming
Steve
That's a pretty good one. I have heard a lot of them, but this was new to me. The added ones in your comments are pretty funny, too.
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