I heard this on the radio this morning and thought you might enjoy it.
This is a list of the top ten questions asked on Ask.com during 2009. They certainly make you wonder what is in the American mind!
So if you want a good laugh then check this list out but if you are one of the millions that asked one of these questions then I apologize in advance.
10. How much should I weigh? (Ok, that's not a bad one, I can understand millions of people asking that question, let’s hope a lot of them pay attention to the answers!)
9. How do I get out of debt fast? (I don’t know many people that haven’t asked that question….so no surprise here!)
8. How do I get pregnant? (Now is that because you want too and can't or do you just want to hear the story of the birds and the bees again?)
7. What is Twitter? (Aah, Dear Twitter, you’ve made it too ask.com top 10 most frequently asked questions.)
6. What is Miley Cyrus’ phone number? (Huh! And this is on the top ten! I can think of a few 
questions to answer that question. Are you nuts? Do you think her number is on the internet for all to have? Why didn’t you ask for Osama Bin Laden’s while you were at it?)
5. What is the meaning of life? (Well, let me see, where do I start? The meaning of life is…….. Hey if anyone can answer that then they’ll be the ones asked the questions and Jeeves will be unemployed!)
4. When will the world end? (When your probation officer finds out you’ve asked question #3)
3. How long does marijuana stay in your system? (Again, I repeat, this is one of the top 10 most frequently asked questions on Ask.com. Maybe the same people who asked that question also asked #5 and while you’re at it refer back to #8)
2. What are the symptoms of swine flu? (This is another good question and understandably on the top 10.)
1. What time is it? (This one is a doozy! Are you asking this question from a computer? LOOK AT THE BOTTOM RIGHT OF YOUR SCREEN… If your using your phone to ask the question WELL ENOUGH SAID! You might really be in need of asking #3 again and I hope you paid attention to the answer to #4)
So as the saying goes ‘Be careful what you ask for’.....because you never know, your question just might end up here next year!
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