BACK IN THE '60'S A FRIEND TAUGHT ME A RHYME AND MADE ME MEMORIZE IT. IT IS FUN AND I HAVE SHARED IT WITH FELLOW MARTOONI DRINKERS WHEREVER I HAVE BEEN. NONE HAD EVER HEARD IT BEFORE.
SO IF YOU HAVE TOASTS TO MAKE THIS CHRISTMAS SEASON, HERE IS A FUN ONE TO MAKE IF YOU ARE DRINKING MARTOONIS.
STARKLE STARKLE LITTLE TWINK
WHO THE HECK I ARE YOU THINK
I'M NOT UNDER THE ALCOFLUENCE
OF INCAHOL AS MANY PEOPLE TINK
I'VE JUST HAD TEE MANY MARTOONIS
AND THE DRUNKER I STAND HERE
THE LONGER I GET!
BEST WISHES OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON FROM THE SUNSHINE COAST OF BC
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