Money For The Dead
A lawyer, a realtor and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend. In his grief, one of the three said, "In my family, we have a custom of giving the dead some money, so they'll have something to spend over there."
They all agreed that this was appropriate. The banker dropped a hundred dollar bill into the casket, and the realtor did the same. The lawyer took out the bills and wrote a check for $300.
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Reminds me of a similar joke where when someone was asked this question:
If your Banker, your Lawyer, and your Realtor all jumped from a 30 story builidng,
which one would land first?
.....which the correct answer would be....."Who Cares!"
Dec 29, 2009 03:41 AM
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