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Listing your home? Lysol use number 1,684,869

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Vancouver, WA

Good morning clean people of the world,

After showing a couple homes this weekend I noticed the difference in clean home vs. I've never, ever cleaned in my life. What the heck is going on people? These are the same folks that say my house is my biggest asset, my biggest investment my biggest pile and it's how I'm making all my money. So I ask you fellow agents. Give me your best pictures of trashed homes that are listed at the time the photo was taken. I would love to see your best of. Oh, bank owned, foreclosures and short sales all count. The reason for this is because the home is still on the market and trying to get sold. Here are some pictures to get you warmed up!

Your favorite buyer's agent,

Joe Fernald-Keller Williams Vancouver, WA

70,000 cans of Coors Light in condo! This is real! 24 cans a day for 8 years! Can I get some clean-up and a spare liver?

Can you spot the filing cabinet? Neither can I!

It's very important we have a 3 car garage....for this!

TheMillsTeam YourSebringRealtors
Advantage Realty #1 - Sebring, FL
863-212-5441

Ladies, you will love this lovely kitchen with lots of counter space! Dishes and other debris included with sale!

Feb 18, 2010 11:28 AM
Candice A. Donofrio
Next Wave RE Investments LLC Bullhead City AZ Commercial RE Broker - Fort Mohave, AZ
928-201-4BHC (4242) call/text

HAHAHAHA!

One of the first homes I EVER showed had an entire GARAGE with trash piled to the ceiling. The agent told me and my client, "You'll want to cover your nose." She threw the door open and the smell literally caused me to double over.

What was funny was that my client did not flinch. She was a RE licensee in another state. She didn't buy the house, though. (wink)

Feb 18, 2010 11:38 AM
Shanna Hall
Real Estate Solutions - Kirkwood, MO
I love selling houses!!!St. Louis, MO 314-703-1311

I wish I had all of the pics that I am thinking of!  I could post a ton of them for you- just changed computers and have not moved the pics yet...

Feb 18, 2010 11:44 AM