Wife or Mistress?

By Emily Read

Real Estate Agent

May 21, 2011 03:08 PM

Just a cute chuckle to share!

A doctor, a lawyer and a real estate agent were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.

The lawyer says: "For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems."

The doctor says: "It's better to have a wife because the sense of security lowers your stress and is good for your health."

The real estate agent says: "You're both wrong. It's best to have both so that when the wife thinks you're with the mistress and the mistress thinks you're with your wife -- you can go and sell some homes.

Hope it made you smile!!

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Bob "RealMan" Timm

Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND

Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

Emily, who ratted me out?

May 21, 2011 03:14 PM

Laura Sargent

Carolina One Real Estate - Mount Pleasant, SC

Old joke I know: Best to be the 1st girlfriend, 2nd wife, and 3rd agent!

May 21, 2011 03:27 PM

Tony & Darcy Cannon

Aubrey and Associates Realty - Layton, UT

The C Team

Emily, That is funny! Thanks for the laugh!

May 21, 2011 03:28 PM

Adrian Willanger

206 909-7536 AdrianWillanger-broker.com - Seattle, WA

Profit from my two decades of experience

Emily-pretty funny, get the other stuff out of the way and now you can sell homes. Love it !

May 21, 2011 04:28 PM

Kristine Ginsberg

Elite Staging and Redesign, LLC - Short Hills, NJ

NJ Home Stager

Emily - very cute and funny - a good way to end my night! Have a great weekend!

May 21, 2011 06:06 PM

Robert Vegas Bob Swetz

Las Vegas, NV

Hello Emily and Vegas Bob loves this joke and please don't tell my wife, she might think I have one!

VB ;o)

May 21, 2011 06:17 PM

Ann Bellamy

Hard money lending for investors in NH and MA - Tyngsboro, MA

Lending to real estate investors since 2006

Very cute! Thanks for this laugh, since the world didn't end.

May 22, 2011 12:42 AM

Terrie Leighton

Ferrari-Lund Real Estate - Reno, NV

Reno Real Estate Agent ~ Selling Homes in Reno

Always nice to end the evening with a chuckle (ditto kristine)! Thank you and have a wonderful night.

May 23, 2011 03:59 PM

Suzanne McLaughlin

Sabinske & Associates, Inc. (Albertville, St. Michael) - Saint Michael, MN

Sabinske & Associates, Realtor

That was good, and I loved Laura Sargent's comment. Thanks for the giggle!

May 23, 2011 04:24 PM

C. Lloyd McKenzie

Living Albuquerque - Albuquerque, NM

Living Albuquerque

That's funny!

May 23, 2011 07:00 PM

Michelle Gibson

Hansen Real Estate Group Inc. - Wellington, FL

REALTOR

Emily - This is funny

May 24, 2011 08:53 AM

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