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Confession - Tuesday chuckle

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Mortgage and Lending with Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank

A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, widower, with 11 grandchildren. Last night I met two beautiful flight attendants. They took me home and I made love to both of them. Twice." 

The priest said, "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?" "Never Father, I'm Jewish." "So then, why are you telling me?" 

Replies the man, "I'm telling everybody!"



Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Karen, I haven't been to the confessional in a long time...I'll let you know the next time I have to go.

Aug 23, 2011 09:21 AM
Karen Burket
Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank - Medford, OR
Valley Mortgage Grou, Conventional, FHA, VA, mortgages

Steve, I'll be anxious to hear the "escapades" you'll feel inclined to confess about!  ;-)

Aug 23, 2011 09:29 AM
Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

Karen,  That was a good one,  I will pass it along.  Have a good one!

Aug 23, 2011 09:47 AM
Dawn Rueger
Beiser Realty - Oshkosh, WI

Thanks for sharing Karen. Most defiantly a Tuesday Chuckle. I also will be passing it along.

Aug 23, 2011 10:41 AM
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good afternoon Karen. This is just a hoot. I really enjoyed it. Thanks for the laugh.

Aug 23, 2011 11:23 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

When you are proud...spread the word and let the world know!  lol

Aug 23, 2011 12:14 PM
Scott Warga
ACSI American Construction Specialists & Investigations - Gilbert, AZ

Hey, I just thought of a new reality show.

"CONFESSIONS"

Each week we will feature a different church. We will leave the names out however we will provide a list of names and people can text their vote for who they think made that confession.

The person with the most votes will be interviewed the following week to explain why everyone thinks they are the one who committed that sin.

Our first season will be shot in Washington DC.

What do you think?

Aug 23, 2011 12:16 PM
Ted Tyrrell
RE/MAXCamosun (Chatterton) - Victoria, BC
Selling Homes in Beautiful Victoria

Greatly exaggerated story from the octogenarian! I don't believe he was up to it!

Aug 23, 2011 03:22 PM
Karen Burket
Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank - Medford, OR
Valley Mortgage Grou, Conventional, FHA, VA, mortgages

Hey Will!  Glad you enjoyed. Feel free to pass along.  Enjoy the night 

Hi Dawn!  So happy that you enjoyed as well! 

Sheila...I always enjoy seeing your smiling face!  Have a great night and enjoy! 

Bill...Evidently he's VERY proud!  lol All the best to you!

DING DING DING! We have a winner!  Scott...BRILLIANT!  Reminiscent of "what's my line?"  ;-)  Chances are, you have some great network contacts! 

Ted...love the pun.  ;-)   lol! 

Aug 23, 2011 04:20 PM
Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
Accountant & Tax Preparer

That is funny.  At that age he should be crowing. lol 

Aug 24, 2011 02:23 AM
Karen Burket
Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank - Medford, OR
Valley Mortgage Grou, Conventional, FHA, VA, mortgages

Morning Randi!  Agreed, he definitely is worthy of some bragging rights!  lol.  Enjoy your day! 

Aug 24, 2011 04:59 AM
Jason Frey
PureWest, Inc. - Livingston, MT

I agree with Ted.  I had a ranch tour with a guy last week who was in his mid-70's.  He said no matter what anyone says, once a man gets to a cetain age having sex is like trying to "shoot pool with a rope"!  I was laughing so hard I almost fell out of the truck.

Aug 24, 2011 05:18 AM
Diane Daley
Caron's Gateway Real Estate - Northumberland, NH

Seems mighty proud of himself... LOL thanks for sharing

Aug 24, 2011 06:21 AM
Karen Burket
Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank - Medford, OR
Valley Mortgage Grou, Conventional, FHA, VA, mortgages

OH JASON!  That thar is priceless!  LMAO! I may never view a rope the same way again!  lol 

Hi Diane!  Glad you enjoyed and have a terrific day!  :)

Aug 24, 2011 06:23 AM