HOW IS NORMA?

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Home Stager with Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092
HOW IS NORMA?


A sweet  grandmother
telephoned    St. Joseph 's  Hospital. She timidly asked,  "Is it possible to speak to  someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator
 said,
"I'll be glad to help, dear.  
What's the name and room number of the patient?"

The grandmother
 in her weak, tremulous voice said, 
"Norma Findlay, Room 302."

The operator 
replied,  "Let me put you on hold while I check with the  nurse's station for that room."

After a few minutes, 
the operator returned to the phone and said,  "I  have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her  blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal, and her  physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged  tomorrow."

The  grandmother
 said,"Thank you. That's  wonderful. I was so worried.  God bless you for the good  news."

The  operator
 replied,"You're more than  welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"

The grandmother
 said,"No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room  302.  No one tells me shit."
Bah Dum Chh!


  
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Kristine Ginsberg
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Hilarious Roger and who can't relate. I hate it when you get blood work or an MRI and no one will tell you anything! Maybe I'll try this method next time.

Mar 29, 2012 10:28 AM #19
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Old joke, but still a good one. I bet there have been a lot of people in hospitals that have considered doing this but decided against it. Thanks for the lift on a stressful day.

Mar 29, 2012 10:33 AM #20
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I love this Roger! Ha-ha! When you want to find the information you need, just call! Otherwise you may be waiting awhile!

Mar 29, 2012 11:17 AM #21
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Roger D. Mucci
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You know me, always willing to share a laugh on any given day.  

Thanks folks, glad you enjoyed hearing about Norma, even if you'd heard it before.

Mar 29, 2012 11:28 AM #22
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Mr. Shaken,  That' classic.  It's also very true.  My mother gets mad as heck when no one tells her what's going on.  Part of it is that she can't hear ... but that's another story. 

Mar 29, 2012 03:45 PM #23
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Ellen Caruso
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Roger, I bet your mom told you that one! Those older people are so sharp... nothing gets past them!

Mar 29, 2012 07:10 PM #24
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Michael S. Bolton
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Roger~After a hard day I needed a good laugh. Thanks!!!!

Have an AWESOME evening!

 

Mar 29, 2012 07:39 PM #25
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 ok, I'll give you this one Roger.  This one made me crack a smile at least. 

Mar 29, 2012 07:40 PM #26
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Joanna Cohlan
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Honestly Roger, this one made me chuckle because it is way too close to home!

Mar 29, 2012 07:59 PM #27
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~Norma, had to hear it from someone! That's good to know there's more than one way to get info!

Mar 29, 2012 08:11 PM #28
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Roger, Late, late, late on our commenting today.  Busy day!  Thanks for the laugh to close us out for the evening :)

Mar 29, 2012 08:17 PM #29
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Thanks for the evening laugh. I loved this one. At least it wasn't Karen Anne calling in for her presciption.

Mar 29, 2012 08:24 PM #30
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Janet Jones
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Hi Roger--this is just way toooooo funny.  Thanks for the Thursday evening laugh.  I am waiting for the post where the fat lady sings. 

Mar 30, 2012 12:20 AM #31
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Roger D. Mucci
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Actually, I told Mickey this joke last night and she loved it.  I'm glad I could make you smile and you appreciated the joke.

Still waiting for the fat lady to sing!

Mar 30, 2012 03:11 AM #32
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Sally K. & David L. Hanson
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Unfortunately....this is closer to the truth than any of us would like to believe !

Mar 30, 2012 03:44 AM #33
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Good for Norma...I did see this coming and just goes to show you...keep the faith, there's more than one way to skin hospital red tape!

Mar 30, 2012 06:23 AM #34
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Funny, but ..... there's a message there we should pay attention to.

Mar 30, 2012 09:15 AM #35
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Poor Norma, but I'm sure many patients feel that way, unfortunately.  Thanks for the chuckle, Roger. 

Mar 30, 2012 01:25 PM #36
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Roger - so funny and so true!!

Mar 31, 2012 05:47 AM #37
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Roger:  I have read this in the past but it is worthy of a second read.   So cute and now that I volunteer at the Heart Institute so close to home.  LOL

Apr 03, 2012 04:12 AM #38
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