Yesterday it was A list of some text lingo and acronyms used when chatting.....

 Today, The Senior Citizen Code for texting.  Thank you Mr. Ames!

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The Senior Citizen Code

ATD: At The Doctor’s
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL… CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing…Can’t Get Up
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA:  Wet The Furniture Again!
WTP: Where’s The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

 

Bah Dum Chhh!

Make it a great day! 

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25 Comments on Today, The Senior Citizen Code for texting. Thank you Mr. Ames!

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JUL
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Roger

 

Good one . . . . I guess we have to keep with going with seniors.

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

11:39am • #6
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Isn't that a hoot Betty..........when David mentioned it yesterday on my post, I had to find them and it was well worth it.  Had to post them today.................love them, just not looking forward to the time when they are true for me...........oh wait, some are already!  OY!

DIKY Dick?.............I just made that one up.  Do I Know You?  Please don't tell me we're at that age, please!

Mr. Ames, the man responsible for me posting this...............LMAO.  

That's a pretty cool FYI Mr. K.................and indeed I know Ilie Nastase.

You know me Lou, I hate to leave anybody out, don't want anyone feeling slighted...............

11:44am • #7
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Okay ... The woman is right... You are a mess.... :)

11:50am • #8
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Great codes Roger, I worry that as I get closer to needing these codes, I will get further from Remembering any of these codes.

11:57am • #10
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We knew that the first time she said it Q Man..................

OMSG BARFF...................leaving for Mickey's now.  There it will be TTYL, WTFA, BTW and WWNO.

I'm already there Bob, so don't feel bad.

12:02pm • #11
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Love it, Roger.  I am taking good note of these, even though I still don't have all the non-senior shorthand memorized yet

1:02pm • #12
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Well Roger if I had to wager a guess the BFF would be you and not Kathy. Smiling

3:04pm • #14
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Roger. LOL. I will have to save these and send them to my children so they will know what I am saying.

3:45pm • #15
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LOL, and Dick's comment really made me laugh, too. Thanks for the afternoon chuckle.

3:56pm • #16
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Roger, I'm so glad I stopped by today - I needed a laugh.  Thanks for providing one!!!!

5:16pm • #17
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Too funny Roger!! We sure these are being passed around retirement homes nation wide! ;)

5:25pm • #18
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Good evening,  Roger. I have seen these before but it is still good to review them again...

5:45pm • #19
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Roger those seniors are really getting fluid.....must be the prunes! LOL

6:24pm • #20
JUL
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Hi Roger.  Those were funny and unfortunately so true.

3:28am • #21
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Morning Rog-pretty funny and insightive! I have one for you..BMSF

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Morning Roger what a belly laugh those were.  Hope all goes well for you and you have a prosperous day. 

3:45am • #23
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So glad you found these funny...............okay, I'm stumped.  

What's BMSF Mr. G?

4:01am • #24
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Good morning Roger. Might be the funniest thing I have read this week. I will be using these today and see how many people know what bff really means.

4:06am • #25

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